I Made Me Laugh

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[totalparksandrec]

[black-creole-queen-deactivated2]

This episode changed a generation.

[cloaga]

i love that charles dickens got paid by the word. like i cant even be mad when he’s boring and long-winded bc i would do xactly the same??? i wouldnt use contractions or colours at all. want to say the word red? too bad. we r now only using “the colour of freshly-spilled blood on snow; the hue of the horizon when the sun sets over the deserts of sub-saharan Africa” BOOM guess who can afford 2 eat now: me and my boi dickens 

[faewithoutconsequence]

What I love about Alexandre Dumas, in contrast, is he got paid by the line. So it’s not really wordy, it more like 80% dialogue which makes it sound pretty modern but also ends up like-

“Where are we going now?”

“We are going to the city.”

“Which city?”

“Paris.”

“We are going to Paris?”

“Yes.”

[sarakobus]

Had this cutie at work tonight. He just learned how to pick up his ears 😍

[stability]

(photo via drock42)

[teumessianfox89-deactivated2021]

[bonerfart]

this looks like the kinda pic 40 year old moms would post on facebook with the caption “the doctor said I could only have one glass of wine a day… I can live with that lol!”

[cairistiona7]

The McDonald’s french fry is unbelievable. When you bite into it, you think: It’s so tasty, it can’t be real. As soon as it gets cold, it turns to lard and flubble. I mean, have you ever tried to eat a McDonald’s french fry that’s gone cold? That’s one of the circles of hell. The gulf between the warm, fresh, lightly salted McDonald’s french fry and the cold McDonald’s french fry is as great a gulf as any I know. - Viggo Mortensen, Esquire magazine (x)

[laralaralara]

#this quote gets progressively more interesting all the way until the quote source #it’s just a rollercoaster ride

[owlmylove]

everyone deserves to know someone who makes them go “!!!!!!!!!!!!” inside

[elliedijulio]

[minervamax-blog]

A flamingo.

Dancing.

To bagpipes.

In an airport.

I feel like this is the result of some celestial being’s game of madlibs. (x)

[roachpatrol]

the flamingo is confused by the carpet pattern. it thinks it’s in shallow muddy water so it’s stomping and circling to try and stir up the silt and get some lunch oh my god this is so cute

‘it looks like water? but dry? no snacks?? what do???’

[versaceslut]

me and my hunties arriving at the funeral of my second sugar daddy

[trust]

do you ever want to just yell in someones face to date you

[niktups]

[zonecassette]

[spleenwheel]

[afrorevolution]

[theverge]

The Nobel Prize-winning professor who said this:

“Let me tell you about my trouble with girls. Three things happen when they are in the lab: you fall in love with them, they fall in love with you, and when you criticize them, they cry.“

Has now resigned.  

[bees-unlimited]

GOOD.

[thebestoftumbling]

[nope-deactivated20161202]

me everywhere