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metaphorically undressing myself via truth nuke
patroclus my love mwah
Suddenly remembered this stupid thing I made and can’t remember if I ever posted it here
(Hey Odyssey fans please also enjoy my interactive book and audiobook podcast YOU ARE ODYSSEUS 👍)
i do quite like siwa as a place for mythical aeithiopia because 1, oracle of Amun location lol, litteraly the guy from the myths 2, is isolated enough to have developed its own culture and architecture at the time, so it being seprate from egypt in literature makes sense 3,and Herodotus was there making a connection to greece as well. i think he calls what we now call the well of cleopatra armespai or something either way, bro is in the area. 4, big fuckass lake for cetus to hang in 5. geographically makes sense 6. do not question my genius
My piece for the Sing O Muse zine! Its coming out in July so keep an eye out for the tag :]
Homecoming
Pentheus, the King of Thebes, was torn apart limb-from-limb (sparagmos) by his own mother, Agave, and her sisters in a Dionysian frenzy for defying the god Dionysus.
(I want to portray the terrifying side of Dionysus!)
agamemnon is one of the funniest motherfuckers on the planet entirely on accident i'm just gigging thinking about him. he's called the Lord Of Men and is in charge of a whole ass 1000 ship fleet, the trojans consider him respectable and intimidating but everyone on his side who actually interacts with him on a daily basis is constantly roasting him or telling him to lock in because! he is a disaster! he managed to get himself and his siblings out of an Actual Hell Situation and ostensibly did enough to earn his titles so seemingly he has the ability to make shit shake but when he gets to the war he is known for he trips and falls on his ass. He tried to break the cycle of his family curse and then became the premiere example of it. He has no filter whatsoever. he freaks out at everything. he's somehow both hubris mcgee but folds like a piece of tissue paper. he has like, 2 friends, and one of them is his little brother. he probably needs blood pressure medication. i need to trap him in a maze and observe him
Far-shooter.
covered in ulysses butterflies
Babe stop looksmaxxing we're withdrawing from war!!!
Penelope
if agamemnon has 0 defenders i am dead in my grave
I think this is the most criminally underrated detail in the Odyssey 😆:
so he spoke and the gray flashing-eyed goddess Athena, smiled and she smacked him with her hand; and in a smooth and swift motion she changed her form to a tall and beautiful woman and of deep knowledge to good crafts and she addressed him using winged words;
(Translation by me)
Like...she smacked him. SHE SMACKED HIM! 🤣🤣🤣 (χειρί τέ μιν κατέρεξε) after freaking smiling or smirking (μείδησεν)
Like seriously Athena has no chill! Hahaha I love her! She is such a playful goddess!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah everyone remembers how Athena grabbed Achilles by the hair in the Iliad which was hilarious enough but why for goodness sakes don't I see animatics or comics with her literally going like:
when Odysseus finished his fake story thinking she is just a mere mortal?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
List of things baby Hermes stole and assumably stored in his diaper (according to Apollo in the Lucian dialogues)
Poseidon's Trident
Ares' sword
Apollo's bow
Hephaestus' pincers
Aphrodite's girdle from around her waist
Zeus' cepter
Zeus' thunderbolts if they weren't too heavy for his little baby hands
Everyone's love and attention
The life of a turtle
List of things Apollo gossips to Hermes about after complaining that he is an actual menace to society (in the same dialogues):
His dead lover
Ares and Aphrodite's affair
Hephaestus getting two wifes and not him >:(
Castor and Pollux looking the same
City Dionysia.
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Resurrected from the death corner of internet yet came back to post, and so I’m posting our fav god that has been born twice :)
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