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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@caterpillarfarts
imagine being at a class reunion like, yeah remember hot tom? i heard he made all of his friends get ugly matching skull tattoos and call him a really ugly french name and also I heard his nose is gone. weird.
I didn’t realize this was about harry potter for a second
…did…did Barbie just break the fourth wall.
that is stacy you uncultured swine
this is the most powerful image on the internet.. reblog to join the circle
pick your battles. pick… pick fewer battles than that. put some battles back. that’s too many
did Harry Potter really have a currency called a knut??? how did preteen (and let’s be real twenty year old) wizards deal w that??
“and how are you paying for your preordered copy of “Super Rad And Probably Very Dangerous Beasts And Where To Totally Find Them” by Rubeus Hagrid?
“with deez knuts”
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes please send help
why do crocodiles walk so gayly?
they’re gay
Todays Feeling.
Girls like this you do not fuck around with.
I have never felt so gay
Look at how many holes are in that cardboard
*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato
“sir we don’t serve that”
don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram
If you can’t pour a glass of soda then just become a fucking electrical engineer
the most unnecessary shit I’ve ever seen
Who has all of these supplies just laying around
my dude i am 100% too dumb to even cut the cardboard like that
this is the only way I’m drinking wine now
Hey guys,you want a drink? Just let me HURgleteughergle
Now you can have Edgar Allen Poe’s fursona barf blood into your goblet for the ultimate Goth Experience.
People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™
Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.
Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.
In case you were confused 👌
Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays
White people who are gay: “I’m gay.”
White Gays: “I can’t believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because I’ve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? I’M GAY!”
Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging
neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨
cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender Cis Person™: It doesn’t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I’m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! 🚹🚺
men: I identify as male.
Men™: feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch
atheists: I don’t believe in god or identify with a religion
Atheists™: Don’t fucking talk to me if you believe in God. Open your closed-fucking-minds!! (usually targeted towards Christians)
nice guys: hey I know when not to invade someone’s space and I totally respect boundaries
Nice Guys™: IVE BEEN YOUR FRIEND FOR A MONTH AND NOW YOURE TELLING ME YOU DONT WANT TO FUCK ME ???? WHAT IS THE POINT OF WOMEN IF YOURE NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME?
this post got all kinds of better since I last saw it
This post is perfection across the board.
feminist: I believe in equality for everything between the sexes
Feminist™: ALL MEN ARE ASSHOLES AND SHOULD DIE! WE DONT NEED ANY OF THEM ANYWAYS AND THEY NEVER DO ANYTHING GOOD FOR US!!
Christian: I believe in God and his son Jesus
Christian™: We must Obey Bible In Everything and Take It Literally and if you don’t do it you’re Going To Hell! I’m praying for you to find God and have your sins Forgiven! Other religions are from Satan and So Is Atheism!
