the dumbest motherfucker to ever live

🕸🦇emily | 28 | she/they/he | lesbian🦇🕸

[zoesupreme]

spotify is raising prices again here's the apk that gives you premium for free

[world-of-lang]

and here's the desktop version for Windows with adblock and skip-bypass BlockTheSpot

[dont-look-me-in-the-eye]

spot X for windows

spot X for linux/mac

[raulimages]

[im-mender]

Smoking on that we'd

[probuccalfat]

do not ever slander the beautiful goddess carbs around me

[probuccalfat]

“empty carbs” don’t you dare talk about her like that. you’re empty. how do you like that.

[ominouspuff]

Heir Apparent

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

once you notice half of all memes are just a picture of a black person with unrelated text over them you really cannot unsee it

[itghoul]

here’s a video that highlights how black suffering is always memed and played for laughs

[tara-the-star]

[senorpugbean]

"Close enough, welcome back Vera Keyes" — Sierra Madre security system probably

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[theycallmebrick]

*tsk* Gotta hate it when you chip a nail.

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

feel like ppl are getting meaner and it's weird to see

[6fft4-deactivated20240911]

how do you mean

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

bro forget this post for a second - i opened this app today at 9am and the first post i saw was you reblogging some horny shit about “sliding in and stretching her real good”. 9am on a wednesday. what was that all about?

[copepods]

leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this

[duckapus]

Sometimes something fucked up happens to the guy and their melody gets fucked up too. Sometimes the thing that fucked them up also has its own melody and when the first melody gets fucked up the second melody gets mixed in

[copepods]

no fucking way dude. are you serious

[dogpuppy]

[tamamita]

[tamamita]

Rest in piss, bozo

[haibanewenli]

LINDSEY GRAHAM'S DOWN LET'S GOOOOO 🥳🎉🎊

[looking4myson]

just got reminded of my custom stainless steel watch with an image of limmy jacking off inside it

[peysk]

Playground bullies laughing at me saying you don't even get the quiet sadness of mario galaxy

[nitrobishop]

this is still so funny. who the fuck were his sources

[animentality]

[isotridecanol]