Caitlin

[got-cursed-like-eve-got-bitten]

i log on. i sexualise the old man. i log off

[oidingus]

Saw that one hilarious video from ski_comedy and couldn’t stop seeing Robby. 

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[cokezerovape]

[vendetta06]

the sluttiest thing a man could do is be covered in blood and grip his wounded side in agony

[slugarchives]

yeah. lemme get a taste.

[positivestress]

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

[sft4misslulu]

Oh im fucking sick to my stomach. Chill

c: latimes

[lavenderpanic]

no offense, but if the pitt was noah wyle's personal pet project designed to aggrandize him and paint him in the best possible light and make his character look awesome and badass and sexy....... have you considered that maybe they would try to make robby more likeable? like, how did you watch fifteen episodes of robby unraveling and lashing out at beloved characters and making obviously poor decisions and your single takeaway was "noah wyle is so vain and wants everyone to love his character" 😭😭😭😭😭

[thebreakfastgenie]

I love the PTMC emergency attendings you've got passively suicidal, actively suicidal, uncontrolled seizures, and John Shen.

[lordsfromelsewhere]

quick and dirty 2 hr 15 min study bc i havent painted in over a month lol

[bloomfish]

Patient on the Pitt: wahhh my feet hurt

Doctor: no problem sir we'll stitch you up. Get me 100ccs of lorazepam stat and intubate. Oh no, why isn't this working? His feet are still in danger!

*uncovers sheets to reveal hooves*

Other Doctor Who Is More Woke: those are his hooves you bitch. Prep 10000ml of Ketamine.

First Doctor: damn. I was wrong and it almost cost this poor patient his life.

Second Doctor: 90% of all patients are secretly horses and anti-horse bias kills thousands every year. As Doctors we need to check our prejudices, and you can read more about this on www.somepatientsarehorses.com

[wanderleave]

baran: i respect your opinion, robby

me: who the fuck wrote this

[neruomancer]

[laurens-german]

OFF CAMPUS 01.08, 'The Line Change'

[halles-comet]

robby constantly the past twelve hours: i will subtly pepper in that i am going to kill myself

the rest of the department: hey man it seems like you're about to go kill yourself

robby: :O

[thepitt-incorrect]

Whitaker: Stop saying "there are plenty of fish in the sea." I got my eye on one specific emotionally distant salmon with commitment issues.

Abbot: I'm personally after the white whale that took my leg.

Santos: I also want the whale that took Abbot's leg.

[electronicmail]

Be honest do you think that actually learning things in high school is important

yeah dude or else youre gonna be that coworker people post about

[electronicmail]

this is by far the most insane example