Life In The Slow Lane

I am a college graduate who is really too old to be on tumblr.

[phantasmagorighoul]

Psychic: *reads my mind*

Me:

Psychic: what the fuck

[thatsthat24]

We all have moments in our lives that our brain processes as absolute disasters. Sometimes, it helps to take a step back. Anxiety and Logic go toe-to-toe to mull over some recent experiences I had to determine if I they truly WERE as horrible as I thought they were.

[writing-like-chuck-shurley]

This makes me feel so much better about a whole lot of things. Thank you. Bless your soul.

[pigzygmunt]

WHAT AN EMOTIONAL RIDE

[jacinvoorhees]

B L E S S

[onlyblackgirl]

[bandtshirt]

yes susan

[entreat-me-not]

Aw shit, get it Susan.

[necrophilofthefuture]

my cat figured out how to open the cabinets so he made a nest in his favorite one. he’ll only come out if he hears the fridge open.

[ctnctnctnctnctn]

so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

[bbanditt]

WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

[sanjista]

it is the chosen one

[greywardenlisa]

it must be the main character in the anime

[charlesoberonn-deactivated20150]

It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.

[guardgenie]

“In a world where tulips were yellow, one dared to be different…”

[slightly-fanatic]

Every spring this picture comes back around and every spring I crack up

[al-the-stuff-i-like]

at first you just see the row of tulips in the foreground, and it’s funny

then you see the rows stretching back for yards and yards, and it’s even funnier

[bloodbending]

god tier childhood cartoon anthems

> danny phantom theme song > My Shiny Teeth and Me by Chip Skylark > sweet victory from the bubble bowl episode of spongebob

[90s90s90s]

[ostracizedpoodle]

I just don’t know how you could like at these and think it’s okay???

[blueraspberries]

this guy has the most difficult bird of all time but he loves him anyway

[yikyakapp-blog]

[bob-belcher]

[drinkspill-deactivated20210201]

:O

[whisperintoass-deactivated20200]

[drugsareradmkay]

Me

[sf3]

armageddon

[beep-beepster]

world war 1

[elreyputo]

did muffin really needed to start all that drama

[africanaquarian]

how’d all this happen

[memelzebub]

2016 in a nutshell

[hilarious-nefarious]

Source

[cunningcelt]

This is bloody genius

[hex-360a1b]

Votes Out For Harambe

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

[oatmeal]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by The Oatmeal

[malainastarling]

Has anyone seen Jurassic World and noticed how goddamn darker Chris Pratt is?

He went from this

to this

and this

Like if you want men of color as your action stars IDK MAYBE HIRE MEN OF COLOR? BUT STOP WITH THE BROWNFACE.

THIS IS COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO NORMALLY LOVES CHRIS PRATT.

[may]

[susiethemoderator]

IF THIS WASNT THE REACH OF THE CENTURY.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

OP sprained themselves reaching so hard.