CathTheMonster

rat bastard idiot

[scarletjohansson]

HAPPY PRIDE! 🌈 WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS | S4E05

[doodleoo]

what you learn from hobbies:

consistent practice opens up whole worlds of skill that you couldn't imagine

making mistakes in the process of learning is not only natural, it is also essential

activities that you enjoy can give you more energy back than you spent on them

wow everything is so expensive

[doodleoo]

my hands hurt

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[asquidjigwouldworkonme]

[penguins-umbrella]

i really wish noel fielding was recognized as more of a trans figure or icon because this is someone who very openly talked about not feeling like a man & being comfortable referred to in a feminine/androgynous way in the very early 2000s, played multiple trans or trans coded characters (that he admits are partial projections of himself), actually referred to himself as trans as early as 2013 then of course there’s when he more specifically labeled himself as genderfluid more recently & it’s just like. so insanely cool to me how comfortable he’s always been in his not-cis identity, but also seeing him kinda discover himself in real time learning what it actually means to BE trans & how it applies to him

i mean, maybe i’m just biased because he played a very large role in my own gender discovery & becoming comfortable in femininity when that was a source of misery in my life for so long, but man wouldnt it be so cool if a more mainstream audience got to experience that too

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[moshroom]

he had to jump in the ballpit to cool off after getting all airplane ears over a treat puzzle that proved a little too advanced

[moshroom]

he's done this a few times now. the ball pit actively soothes him when he gets mad over puzzles. i could learn something from this

[moshroom]

[pikaole]

Me and mom learned new English word.

[pikaole]

Wow…This is probably the most famous posts on my Tumblr lol. 

This is what I drew after this situation 👇

[possumcollege]

[papayajuan2019]

paper and pen seems so powerful now. on account of all the. surveillance

[marmorada]

[forcekenobi]

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

[forcekenobi]

sorry. only semi-related but i simply wasn't ready for "the sun is a distant gorilla". thank you NASA

[hyperchaotix]

[icarus-suraki]

[chamiryokuroi]

MEXICO WIN!!! FUCK AI!!!

[lastoneout]

[dumbpuppyfag]

UNGRATEFUL tech companies are saying things like "turn off your ad blocker" and "we need your photo id" instead of "thank you so much for not just pirating our shit, youre so handsome"

[moonshynecybin]

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

[moonshynecybin]

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[spacedtuesday]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

norbert, the aggrieved

ever-jovial barnaby

the great archibald

shrewd percival

timid constantine

[bowelfly]

[greelin]

you have to understand. There are several things wrong with me

[greelin]

maybe even more

[nattousan]

*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

[nattousan]

i've had this as an idea since 2017 btw

[nattousan]

damn, tumblr says my art is ass and trans people is eye strain so no blaze for me :\

it'd be a shame if this...

blazed the old fashion way...