reformed jester of the lower court

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[q4u-deactivated20260204]

repeat after me:

i am a terrible horse and i deserve no hay

i am a terrible horse and i deserve no hay

i am a terrible horse and i deserve no hay

now prance

[karvina]

the really crazy thing about cooking is that once you practice it enough (for all the gamers reading this: "grind enough exp") your threshold for wuat counts as a low effort / depression / I Dont Really Want To Cook meal rises steadily and you can feel yourself becoming the kind of person whose "chill dinner" takes 1h45 and involves three pans

[airwar]

you hit 26 and suddenly your only choices are dropping out of college and hitting yourself in the head with a metal pipe

[justsomeguycore]

legitimately my first feminist awakening as a ten year old child was realizing that girls were expected to respect “boy stuff” but boys were never expected to respect “girl stuff”

[justsomeguycore]

my science fair project in fifth grade was basically i had this printout of a bunch of toys that were stereotypically boy toys and girl toys, and i would have my classmates study the sheet for some short period of time, idr if it was like 30 seconds or a minute or whatever, then put it away and had them recall to me as many toys as they could remember. my hypothesis was officially that boys would remember more boy toys and girls would remember more girl toys, but secretly in my head i knew that girls would probably remember boy toys and girl toys relatively equally but boys would still remember mostly boy toys. and that ended up being the case. and i still remember this 20 years later because it hasn’t fucking stopped. and you know what they didn’t even like my project. participation ribbon. i was a fifth grade feminist theorist and no one cared

[yellow-cat]

draw it bad and draw it weird and draw it catered only to yourself and draw it wobbly and draw it too small and draw it with the default brush and draw it without using references and draw it and leave it unfinished and draw it for the first time and draw it

[yellow-cat]

youre literally allowed to do anything u want forever. i hope this helps

[cdplayer]

watching crash (1996) and nodding my head so that everyone knows that i agree with + condone endangering other drivers' lives in order to achieve sexual thrill

[girlnephew]

[epilepticsaints]

[disc80s]

biting is a love language. no i will not elaborate.

[piss-stained-jorts]

[peaceandlove26]

i know she will never win the sanrio rankings, but here’s my love letter to hummingmint anyway

[dykeindex]

[revswanson]

where in the HELL did that horse come from

[lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently]

[skullunter]

??????????

[pekingopera]

[finalcake-art]

Basically a poor recreation of this comic, my apologies to Hakobe

[soshinee]

thinking about the japanese racehorse who was such a failgirl she became a folk hero for losers

[soshinee]

legitimately everything 2 me

[awaywiththe]

@elodieunderglass horses?

[elodieunderglass]

Isn't she enchanting? Don't you love her? I love that her betting slips (guaranteed to fail!) were considered talismanic against accidents. I love that not even Yutaka Take could pick her up and carry her home over his shoulder. I love that she's been retired with all honour instead of minced. epic. brilliant. just goes to show that Northern Dancer and Nijinsky in your pedigree can't overcome a natural talent for Loss. nobody else is doing it like her.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

[notsomeoneyouknow]

[superchat]