The Random Thoughts of Riley & Chester

I'm a woman whose a full cup kinda girl, expect my cup has a leak. :) I would love to write mysteries for a living. Loves: Derry Girls, Sherlock Holmes, Robron..

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Ilya: hint hint hint

Shane: absolutely clueless

Ilya: Ah ok I got your hint you don't want the thing I am hinting ok, I'll drop it

Shane: This was the weirdest conversation I had this week, what?

Why are you playing the hints game with this autistic bitch dude

Shane: Oh it's a lot of paperwork! Nice thinking!

Ilya: I don't have anyone here, so. Here, medical proxy, financial power of attorney...

Shane: (kicking his feet)

...

Shane: And then he handed me all those papers!

Rose: Oh, so now you have a 1980s gay marriage. Cute!

Shane: wait what

...

Shane: Ilya.

Ilya: Well you were not thrilled when I brought up the whole marriage in conversation, so I took a hint and just took precautions. As you didn't want the label. But I am serious about you so.

Shane: WHEN? I THINK I WOULD REMEMBER IF YOU PROPOSED???

Ilya: I was giving you hints so you would propose if you wanted to?

Yuna: Hints? To Shane?

Ilya: ...

Shane: Ilya?!

Ilya: Now I feel stupid.

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there are a lot of really good ancient roman laws but i think my favorite is that, if you got struck by lightening and died, you couldnt have a proper burial because it meant that the gods hated you

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“Jupiter cancelled him and we’re not going to question that”

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genuinely asking: how would these laws apply to that guy who got struck by lightning on seven separate occasions but survived every time?

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I think I would have assumed Zeus was trying to fuck him.

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worst possible response thanks so much

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ilya rozanov who’s known to boston as the mysterious fuckboy from russia who chirps like he’s getting paid for it and is crazy good at hockey. one day a teammate is absent from a few games in a row and turns back up to practice with a fucking newborn and they’re all in their hockey gear fawning over this tiny baby. then once everyone’s said hi before practice, the crowd parts and ilyas just stood by the doorway, a literal deer in headlights staring at the bundle of blankets in his teammates arms and-

“do you wanna hold him?”

ilya’s moving forward before he can process the words and everyone’s holding their breath as he gathers the newborn into his arms, pausing to take his gloves off first. it’s a few tense seconds before the baby babbles and shifts slightly before tucking his head into the crook of his arm and swiftly falling to sleep.

ilya looks up to see his whole team stifling grins, “i think we’ve found the new babysitter” and he bites back a chirp because he doesn’t want to wake the baby he’s holding so delicately to his chest.

he’s stuck on the sidelines for the whole practice while he rocks the baby through the slams against walls, waving its little arm towards its dad when it eventually wakes up.

and yeah pictures surface soon after of fucking rozanov staring down at the baby in his arms with the fucking softest eyes and twitter has a field day proving he’s a softie at heart

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I fully believe that Shane and Ilya cannot agree on an anniversary. Shane says it was the All Stars weekend because that's when he thought they were both 100% serious about the relationship because that's when he was, Ilya says it was the cottage when they said "I love you'' because he didn't believe in it until that moment. They find this out the first year with Shane's anniversary date when Shane plans an elaborate secret date the last night of All Stars and gets Ilya gifts, and Ilya has no idea what its for. They agree to disagree on the date, "We will just celebrate twice a year, I guess." It happens again with their wedding anniversary, Shane says its when they legally got married, Ilya says it was when the twins married them because he doesnt care about about being officially married in the eyes of Canadian law he cares about the first time they said "I do". They find this out when a reporter asks them about their wedding and when they had it and they both gave different answers. Once again they agree to just celebrate twice a year. They say it is because the date doesn't really matter and both of them are right in some way, but in reality it is so they can compete on who plans the more romantic, thoughtful, and elaborate anniversary date. And so that they don't fight about who's planning the date this year or making conflicting plans by accident.

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Goddess of Depression by Victor Nazarenko

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Snowdonia, Wales

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Oh, yeah. I mean, I had fun, but I didn't get drunk. Heated Rivalry, S01E01

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