This is not the Tumblr you are looking for.

So get out.....Seriously you should not be here.

[catolomeow]

It got me so mad I became miss Piggy having an orgasm

Jesse cox, 2017

[catolomeow]

This probably already exist somewhere but I just thought of it and I thought it was funny.

[catolomeow]

Don't judge me, I just spent ages in a tree I'm mad.

Lewis “Xephos” Brindley, Yogscast 2017

[catolomeow]

He wasn't killed in cold blood, I just interrogated him a little to hard.

Duncan “Lividcoffee” Jones, Yogscast 2016

[catolomeow]

I like your daughter's boobs.

Simon “Honeydew” Lane, Yogscast 2016

[catolomeow]

What's the odds of both my wives being married to guys named Eli

Duncan “Lividcoffee” Jones, 2016

[catolomeow]

It's like a banana, you put it on your screen for scale then you know how big the universe is.

Markiplier, 2016

[catolomeow]

You're wrong but I respect your poor opinion.

Simon “Honeydew” Lane, Yogscast 2016

[catolomeow]

Let's grow a pair and eat a penis.

Rhett Mclaughlin, Good Mythical Morning - 2016

[catolomeow]

I want to hurt you on an emotional level, I want to pretend to be your friend and then when you least expect it I will stab you in the back.

Simon “Honeydew” Lane, Yogscast 2016

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I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

[moonblossom]

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

[catolomeow]

I just assume that my shit is the best, for no good reason.

Lewis “Xephos” Brindley, Yogscast 2016

[catolomeow]

Rock out with your cock out.

Lewis Brindley, Yogscast - 2016

[tastefullyoffensive]

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This is what the Internet is for. 🔊 (by Mike Diva)

[catolomeow]

Those fucking swedes, they are the kings man.

Lewis Brindley, Yogscast

[catolomeow]

Don't fuck with me because I will come into your house and take your shoes.

Alsmiffy, Hat Films 2016

[catolomeow]

I'd let the devil finger my ass.

Sjin, Yogscast 2016