The Questionable Thoughts of a Twenty-Something

[spacetaters-deactivated20200722]

ok but can we like start a petition for Cards Against Humanity to make a John Mulaney themed pack because i would be willing to spend all my money on that

[taylormademagic]

Suggestions:

Black cards-

• THERES A ______ LOOSE! IN THE HOSPITAL

• Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell ________

• Canceling plans is like ________

• Do my friends hate me? Or do I just need _____

• You have the moral backbone of a _______

• I’ll keep all of my ___________ right here and the one day I’ll die

White Cards-

• what’s new pussycat played 7 times followed by its not unusual followed by what’s new pussy cat

• smoking cocaine the night before your college graduation

• a 28 year old healthy man trying his best

• one black coffee

• STREET SMARTS

• shushing animals even though they’ve never spoken

• Delta Airlines

• the one thing they can’t replace

• an on fire garbage can… could be a nursery

• a sea of drunk toddlers

• a pre- y2k asshole

• Xanax

[whatsnew-lgbtq]

Bojack horseman had a lot of good scenes this season about being asexual and looking for a partner but this probably one of my favorite scenes

[neckkiss]

via weheartit

[foolishtrashman]

i walked two kilometers to hatch an egg and its a zubat this is why i cant be a parent i cant wait 9 months for a kid what if its a fucking zubat again

[astrangerreplay-deactivated2019]

[malice-divine]

Goodnight, my lovies ♥

[camdamage]

Best cat award.

[sentimental-apathy]

I was literally just whispering, “This is the best video ever recorded,” when she said it.

[takeddd]

View this post on Instagram

[gaticosycosicas]

Unmute

[dragonkin-drake]

This cured my anxiety and depression

[theslaybymic]

Watch: Kristen Bell opens up about the mental health double standard and how she manages her own struggle.

Follow @this-is-life-actually

[laureninlilly]

Hit reblog on this so hard

[psych2go]

Does anyone want to share their thoughts?

[casualhibiscus]

My friend posted this the other day and I had to share it. Her cat looks so damn pleased with himself, it’s great.

[lovelustquotes]

[tackled]

[perfecly]

Stop planting your flowers in other people’s gardens if you know they aren’t going to water them.

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

is this metaphorical or are we talking about animal crossing because i

[itsmypoopoopanicmode-deactivate]

all my lesbian and bi girl mutuals are getting girlfriends in 2018 i have spoken it into existence. i have planted the seed which will grow into fruition

[tripping-hazard-deactivated2018]

I appreciate the sentiment, but I’m bi and I’ve been with my male partner almost 11 years so for me to get a gf in 2018 would mean shit got seriously fucked up and I really don’t want that drama. Can mine be a platonic gf? Cuz I need one of those BAD.

[harlivy]

[pwussy-cult]

[bob-belcher]

Me

[baetology]

Ya MCM said ew when you told him you were on your period. He’s 27.

[gcodegfb]

That shit is forever nasty lol

[strangertingshappen-deactivated]

How

[gcodegfb]

Bruh like what are you supposed to do with it? Play in it? Come on now

[baetology]

Ya MCM thinks periods are nasty because he can’t play in it. He was born in 1986.

[chiefxwill]

periods arent nasty but woman arent supposed to have them its actually poor diet that causes them look it up just a fun fact 

[baetology]

Ya MCM thinks periods are a result of a poor diet. He’s over 18.

[the-rhyming-ape]

This nigga thinks periods are like optional. And was confident enough to try to tell a woman with a vagina that that was a fact. The internet is wild bruh.

[marqweabyss]

W i l d. and he deadass.

[blackboyjoy]

…………

I’m so glad I had comprehensive health classes in school. I couldn’t imagine being that dense

[this-lov3-is]

Actually, he’s not wrong. For Black women, a period is called such because it should LITERALLY appear to be a drop of blood, hence a PERIOD. Heavy blood flow is caused from hemorrhaging in the system, which isn’t natural. That’s why it hurts, as I would imagine. It really does involve diet.

[baetology]

Ya MCM thinks black women menstruate in a different way than other women.

[sugarmacaron]

I am literally going to end my life. It’s called a period as in period of time. A period of time I wish your mothers had not missed

[pronounrespecter]

i am genuinely having an out of body experience

[castielsteenwolf]

Sometimes I see this post and think to myself it can’t be real, but yes there are thousands and thousands of people in the world who genuinely believe woman shouldn’t get periods it’s our “diet” this is a thing.

[onlyblackgirl]

Just want to remind everyone that homeboy up there believes that because another man told him so, thus it must be true.

[dinoshade]

it’s actually called a menstrual cycle so the period = drop of blood is a REACH my guy

[lugi0420-deactivated20190328]

How are some men so fucking stupid

[lele-exe-has-stoppedworking]

God this post pisses me off lol

[belove-always]

This shits hilarious lmfaoooo

[proudthereminmom]

Ya MCM like …

[t-rew]

The ignorance, I can’t.

[dicemypineapples]

What?

[afrojane-deactivated20191017]

every time i see this my chest hurts

[jadorexjaii]

How can you actively be this STUPID. Ouu this makes me so mad omg

[fuckyoustaff]

As a black woman currently on her period, I wanna personally say a big fuck you to the niggas above who truly believe that the shedding of my uterine lining that developed for a whole goddamn month waiting to receive a fertilized egg followed by the contraction of my uterus to expel aforementioned lining through my vagina, which causes cramping, is some mystical phenomenon that I can change and prevent simply by changing my diet. Fucking ignorant.

[thundabunnie-deactivated2018032]

The same uterine lining that, if not she’d, will cause cancer which would KILL ME SLOWLY. What in 8 fucks is going on??

[sashinova]

This post has made me leave the entire idea of MCM alone 😂😂😂.

You do not qualify for the role of an MCM if you do not know the basic functions of a woman’s body.

Y'all Don’t Qualify.

[21svge]

Date someone you can have rough sex and deep conversations with whether it is at 2am or 2pm

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]