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I want to make a TV show where the episode names just fuck with people. Like episode one will be called ‘The Sequel’ episode two will be called 'Episode 7’ and episode 3 will be called 'Season 4’ episode four will be called 'Part I’ and episode five will be called 'The Newest Episode’ so on.
And when you ask someone about an episode it’ll be like “Oh, how did you like episode 8?” and they’ll be like “you mean Episode 12”
Everyone will just be all
Wizard robe but it has a side slit.
Wizard robe but you're wearing a corset over it
[ID: a tag that reads, "whatever kind of boots a wizard wears but thigh high". /End ID]
Okay consider, the boots lil nas x was wearing
may i humbly suggest these?
[ID: a photo of a pair of thigh-high dark blue suede boots with high gold heels. They are covered with bead embroidery of stars and zodiac constellations.]
ask and ye shall receive...
@transgender-er you would wear this
i would wear it too but only if the wizard robe was also a miniskirt and the whole thing was black because im emo and slutty
Hell yeah.
Ok so can someone explain to me how cryptocurrency pollutes? Like what crazy calculations are they running that they need enough brainpower to significantly effect things? Like I’m assuming what’s causing the pollution is increased electricity consumption but… how does sending lil pretend money tokens back and forth or whatever cause so much pollution?
Also, what the fuck is “mining”? How d'you mine… like bitcoin is not a naturally occurring resource, and I assume that you can’t just make it, cause that would make it instantly worthless… help?
So you get “coins” as a reward for performing the cryptographic calculations necessary to update the public ledger which is the blockchain. This is, by design, an increasingly complex and resource intensive process to slow down the collection of (intentionally finite) coins.
So every transaction with bitcoins requires the ledger to be updated with the current ownership of every already existing bitcoin, which also requires encrypting and decrypting a bunch of information and sharing it across the public ledger. So every transaction made with bitcoins increases the energy requirements of updating the ledger making it harder and harder to complete the latest version and get the coin which is a reward for doing that work.
There’s a lot I don’t fully understand myself but the long and short of it is that the actual value of any crypto currency is pretty much just what people agree on, except instead of a fiat currency where a government says it’s worth something and a mint that makes physical currency, there’s a bunch of nerds who agree that solving certain math problems is worth rewarding.
Feeling like adding on for a bit of context, I know it’s kind of hard to understand how mining for really any kind of crypto is hard to imagine, but seeing what a bitcoin mining facility looks like for the first time really helped me realize just how energy intensive it is.
See all these warehouses? They’re quite literally filled to the brim with specialized computers that do nothing but mine, each one filled with thousands of these computers, just row after row of this:
So all the power consumption winds up adding up like crazy.
Yep, that’s why cryptocurrency and NFTs are considered major contributors to pollution – because the energy needs of all those computers doing the calculation are equivalent to a medium sized country. Currently, crypto consumes more energy than Argentina.
Guess what’s inside a lot of mining rigs? Gowan, guess.
Graphics cards!
Lots and lots of these puppies side by side, spinning their little fans as fast as they can go because as it turns out: GPUs are perfect for doing the calculations required for mining cryptocurrency.
Which means amateur miners buy a lot of these things.
So many, in fact, that there is now (May 2021) a world-wide shortage of NVIDIA and AMD graphics cards and building a new gaming rig is damn near impossible because of the shortage.
OR you can pay a ridiculously inflated price by GPU scalpers on eBay.
Seriously. Places that sell GPUs impose quantity limits because if they don’t… some crypto asshole will buy out their entire stock in one go.
But the “good” news is that the professional miners (like the Bitmain site up there, in the photos) use dedicated ASIC mining rigs which don’t use consumer GPUs. But (bad news) they DO use the same sort of chips that NVIDIA & AMD rely on to make their products, which just starves the supply pipeline at a different point.
Bottom line: not only does cryptocurrency mining consume terawatts of electricity, it also consumes megatons of computer hardware. Which is expensive to produce (in resource terms, like rare metals, petroleum, water, electricity, paper) and will, someday, require even MORE resources to recycle. Or else it ends up in a landfill.
Note that current dedicated mining rigs are so highly specialized they are useless for anything other than mining. They cannot be easily repurposed to (say) sequence DNA or fold proteins for miracle cures.
What a waste.
was anyone gonna tell me that some nerds peepee poopoo “currency” is the reason why graphics cards are sold out everywhere or was i supposed to find that out from comments under a screenshot from twitter user whoreganic cop puncher explaining how bitcoin is just an artificially complicated math problem
In the US Cryptocurrency now consumes as much electricity as we produce with wind and solar combined. Any “progress” we’ve made with renewable energy has effectively been wasted on this bullshit.
But yet they’ll continue to claim that it’s harmless and that crypto is the future and way to go. Someone tried to say they run a farm on their own electricity, I guess could be possible but with the amount of mining in like that picture above how in the heck would you have enough electricity yourself without using the power grid? Also the insane waste of resources like metals for example. Y'all hurting the planet big time with this shit currency.
The fact that not only did dream make a song/music video about how not taking your meds is good and will make you happier (terrible message for anyone let alone a young fan base), but also forced an animation team that basically only had experience animating Minecraft to animate something completely different from their usual style in a few weeks with NO pay and there are still people who think he’s not a complete asshole is astounding to me
you wanna know the best part?
i looked into one of the people who is sort of the face of “Phyre Productions”… well, guess what? they’re a 16 year old dream fan!
dream not only DID NOT PAY the people who made the video, FORCE THEM TO WORK ON A SHORT DEADLINE, he also used UNDERAGE FAN LABOR. ON A DEADLINE. TO MAKE A MUSIC VIDEO THAT HE PROFITS FROM.
haha! haha! totally cool!
oh, addendum to this, too: a friend and I also looked into the person who produced the music for him, and guess what? we’re pretty sure he’s underage as well! i’m not sure if he’s a fan, and there’s nothing inherently wrong with him hiring young people to do work for him if he likes their work, but this REEKS of taking advantage of teenagers because they will work for cheap or FREE because they are fans :/
This is why I hate dream stans. At this point I don’t care if they’re nice
Wow.... so you’re telling me you took an action that resulted in the death of one person...... to save the lives of many people.... who would have died if you did nothing??? that sounds so familiar
bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent
happy 3 yr anniversary to the post that singlehandedly launched the twilight renaissance
seeing posts about shows/comics/movies etc I’m not familiar with
The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil
OP this is such a raw line what the fuck
Opossums are nocturnal critters that may repel and disgust many, but they could be a important facto...
The face of a true hero
i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”
Dying.
Every fucking time I know what’s at the bottom and every time I still lose my shit.
I’m so happy this post is back again asdlkfjsa
My friends and I all agreed that the Piragua Guy/Mr.Softee scene in the ITH opening number had the weirdest vibes. Like “exes-who-ended-on-bad-terms-but-still-occasionally-have-hate-sex” vibes. I don’t know how they managed to get that across in all of 30 sec but
People are just finding things to not like about in the heights instead of enjoying the fact that for fucking once we have a movie that has fun and goes big without having to be about drug cartels and misery and just talks about a community finding home away from home and having dreams like fucking hell shut uppppppp and let people enjoy things fjxjdjxjdjcjjdjxjdnx
i need soft and diverse stories in my life so here are some writing prompts. send me some or if you use any, tag me in it?
two ‘straight’ boys falling in love without realizing it until a stranger makes a comment about how they’re such a cute couple
a girl struggling with compulsory heteronormativity while her bi best friend pines over the ‘straight’ girl but they get the happy ever after they deserve
a guy gang who sit around talking about their feelings and what’s going on in their lives and show each other physical affection
a bi boy who falls in love with a girl and isn’t any less bi
a straight boy hitting on a lesbian and then setting her up with his sister after she rejects him and she introduces him to her pan girl friend
a girl gang of women who are all different - whether they’re queer or or nonbinary or muslim or jewish or black or latinx or skinny or fat - that support one another and have open honest communication without any drama surrounding boys, jealousy, or insecurities
a nonbinary intersex person falling in love with a soft boy who googles what those things mean because he wants to be able to support them in the best way possible
a person in a wheelchair for life falling in love with the popular jock and they talk about it but it doesn’t hinder their relationship in any way
someone with crippling anxiety who can’t do something alone so their best friends show up to help them
three people become friends after bonding over seeing some drama at the local coffee shop and eventually enter a poly relationship with each other
someone who is bigender and dresses based on what gender they’re feeling when they wake up that morning and their pansexual love interest is losing it over how good they look in everything
two people meeting under shitty circumstances and becoming the most important person in each other’s lives without the romance
someone struggling with depression and sending a ‘i’m hermitting’ text to their friends but waking up to find their friends cleaning their apartment and making food and setting up a movie night because they don’t want them to feel alone
a girl gang who forms after they see a girl being catcalled and deciding to get ice cream
the soft boy jock who falls for the deaf cheerleader
two girls who have been told by society to hate one another but discovering that they have each other’s backs when an external issue occurs
someone whose pronouns are they/them and it’s never questioned by anyone
a transwoman falling in love with a lesbian over their shared love of true crime
a fat woman who sleeps around, because her beauty is never doubted, and she can get it
a wlw woman whose supportive parents try to set her up with other wlw
the frat boy who goes out of his way to help his friends and respects women immensely but knows how to have a good time
the nerdy girl who reads and devours historical romance books and discovers she’s actually bi after she ends up reading a wlw book
someone who takes medication for a chronic illness and has a support group of people who help on bad days
an asian boy who gets diagnosed with a learning disability and crushes on his tutor
a girl with bipolar disorder who spends the first ten minutes of her therapy sessions talking about what cats she met in the last week
a man in their forties being diagnosed with a high-functioning autism and he feels overwhelming relief
lesbians who meet when they’re seventy and widowed who bond over watching the two male nurses awkwardly and adorably flirt with one another
two people who bond over their favourite ship over tags on ao3 and discover they live in the same city
an introvert who falls for an extrovert that understands when the introvert needs some time alone
a jewish boy studying at the local library and overhearing someone complaining about a math problem so he offers to help tutor and they bond over being jewish
a mother of four stumbling upon a description of asexuality when she’s researching things about bisexuality because her daughter just came out to her and finally has an understanding of herself
wlw couple adopting a teen boy that was kicked out of his last foster home when he was outed as gay
a straight boy being rejected by a woman, and asks, “can we be friends?” and then they set each other up on blind dates and are friends
someone who has to use a cane when their arthritis is bothering them and talking about it with their friend
a muslim woman who wears a hijab being promoted at her work and having her coworker admit they have feelings for her when they get a bit too drunk at the christmas party and she drives them home
an interracial relationship where they discuss the similarities and differences between their experiences based on the colour of their skin while they have brunch together
roommates becoming super domestic that their group of friends tease them and maybe they fall in love, maybe they don’t
a girl dating a pan boy who has a lot of friends and doesn’t get jealous but tries to develop her own relationships with them
the typical rebel boy with the leather jacket that all the girls swoon over ends up falling for the dorky boy who pulled over to the side of the road to help a turtle get across the street to the pond
a woman with a prosthetic arm meets the woman who designed her badass galaxy-themed arm and they fall in love
a group of friends mostly introverted people who find each other because the one extrovert person keeps introducing new people to the group
an interfaith couple who discuss each other’s religion with respect and consideration but doesn’t let their differences stop them from being together
a one-night stand between two men who get snowed in the next morning and spend the day lounging around in each other’s company
someone who has OCD falling for their messy friend who makes an effort to help keep things cleaner so their partner isn’t constantly stressed
a boy discovering his best friend doesn’t know how to ride a bike or swim and taking it upon himself to teach him both things
an aromantic woman who bonds with a gay man over video games and their sexual escapades
someone in rehab who finds a circle of people who finally understand their struggles and works very hard for recovery
a boy with an eating disorder that his guy friends bring to his attention because they’re worried and they want him to get help
a woman who works out and is stronger than all her guy friends so they call her whenever they need help moving something
two people who run together every day and end up discovering that they have mutual acquaintances after they’re set up on a blind date
two best friends entering a friends with benefits deal and remaining supportive friends when they decide to end it
the ‘i’m just one of the boys’ girl who ends up falling for the cheerleader and no makeovers required
after discovering their crush-from-afar is deaf, they sign up for an ASL class to learn how to talk to them and ask them out
a muslim girl accidentally ripping a small hole in her hijab while playing rugby and her girlfriend buys her an even prettier one to make her happy
a love note gets passed to the wrong person in class and a girl ends up asking another girl out on a date after school, but before she can correct the mistake, they’re interrupted, and she decides she’ll do it on the date that wasn’t supposed to be a date but is the best date ever
a boy asks his sister for advice on the perfect care package to bring his friend who is having a rough time and he shows up on his friend’s doorstep with a box of face masks, warm socks, tea bags, a bunch of DVDs his sister lent him, some candles, chips, chocolate, ice cream, and rosé. two boy friends hang out and have a solid night in together where they talk about their feelings
wlw get together at a coffee shop and read their separate books while spending time together
the one friend who throws annual potlucks where the friends try to outdo each other with good food from their culture
a nblw who falls for the straight friend who isn’t straight
a boy who admits he’d like to try wearing makeup and his friends bringing him to sephora for a makeup tutorial
the girls’ soccer team gets cancelled, so a girl tries to join the boys’ team and is refused - except all the boys rally behind her
after receiving a bunch of unwanted messages from a boy, a girl decides to send his mother screenshots - years later, their paths cross and he apologizes and is in a healthy, respectful relationship
a nblm runs into their old crush from high school, cuing the cute reunion feels, the unrequited pining, and discovers the crush is mlm/mlnb
friends who constantly share the same chair when they hang out with their group while they both pine over each other
a black woman browsing the queer section of the public library as she questions her sexuality while an asian woman offers her a couple book recommendations that helped her
a queer nb and their ‘nemesis’ who share a bed on a school trip after the hotel doesn’t give them a room with two double beds like everyone else and the hotel says ‘sorry, we don’t have any other rooms available, there’s a pull-out couch in the room though or we can send up a cot’ and they decide to share the bed bc it’s way comfier
a friend ensuring that their muslim friend doesn’t miss their evening prayer at their dinner party by offering them a clean, private space for them to pray in
the popular girl working with the fat girl on a project for a class and they have fun hanging out with one another and weight is never mentioned
boys in a snowball fight between classes in college, chasing each other around, and accidentally kissing when one of them tackles the other
becoming friends with a friend’s significant other in a healthy, respectful, and platonic fashion where no one is insecure or jealous and the couple helps set up their single friend on dates and supports the single friend in different but equally valuable ways
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over 100 college writing prompts for your college needs!
between parties, bars, drowning in textbooks, procrastinating until the very last second to finish that project, making new friends, and figuring out who you are… there’s always a college au to remind you that things can work out.
01. I’m getting progressively more annoyed at the people you bring back to our apartment and it’s not until a friend jokingly asks if I’m jealous that I realize I’ve developed feelings for you 02. I’m so stressed out during finals that I show up to the exam in my onesie with zero shame and you tell me I look cute 03. you asked me out and I didn’t have time for dating between a full-time course load and my job(s), so I know it’s two semesters later but I’d really like to take you up on that date 04. our mutual friend runs a YouTube channel for our college and we keep ending up on the screen together as guest stars (bonus if viewers start shipping them) 05. I host the school’s radio broadcast at night and you always call in with requests… soon, I have people requesting that you co-host the show with me because they like our chemistry (bonus if it’s done enemies-to-friends-to-lovers style) 06. we always end up eating alone in the school cafeteria at the same time, so when you ask me if you can join me, I’m surprised 07. you’re an actor in my favourite show/movie, but you’re taking a break to study and in an attempt to be respectful, I pretend I don’t know who you are the first time we have a project together 08. I’m not sure how you got my number, but I don’t think you meant to tell me that you had another dream about doing your big presentation naked 09. we get into a heated debate in class, and I honestly don’t really care that much but I’m having fun watching you get all fired up 10. I post an ad looking for someone to be my nude model for my art project and the interviewing process has been a little awkward until you answer it 11. I’m stoned sitting in the quad on campus and you ask me to interview me for the campus newspaper, but you’re so attractive that I can’t remember your questions 12. my new roommate drags me out to this off-campus party and then immediately abandons me for the person they’ve been flirting with in class, but you ask if I want to be your partner in beer pong 13. I keep finding fruit outside my dorm room and eventually, I catch you leaving me a pineapple and you explain that your friend dared you to and chose my room at random 14. I thought I was straight until we flirted at a party, but now I can’t get you out of my head and I’m on a mission to find you even though I don’t know your name 15. you see me on campus reading your favourite book and accidentally spoil the ending for me so whenever I see you, I glare at you
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Fake Dating Dialogue Prompts
“You don’t have to like me, you just need to pretend you do.”
“I’m easy. Buy me a nice ring and I’ll lie to your parents.”
“I think they bought it. We can leave now.” “No way, this was just 5 minutes and I have a reputation to uphold.”
“Your parents will take one look at me and know it’s fake. I’m just so far out of your league.”
“Are you doubting my acting skills?”
“You know we’re not actually dating, so why did you propose to me in front of my family?” “I’m sorry, I panicked.”
„I know this was all fake but… it felt real to say that I love you.” “And it felt real when I said it back.”
“It’s just going to be for one night and there will be so much food and drinks and it’s all free, you just need to say yes and maybe take my hand a few times that night.”
“There is actually no downside to acting like we would be dating.” “Yes, except the part where people would think I was dating you.”
“If you want this to work out, you eventually have to suck up and hold my hand.”
“Aww, this sounded a lot like you like me.” “I’m just a good actor.”
“What?! No one said anything about consummating the marriage!”
“I only say yes under one condition: I want a public proposal with the potential to be a viral sensation. Go big or go home.”
“I said moaning, not screaming! They’re not going to think we’re having fun, they’ll think I’m murdering you!”
“You’re actually a really good kisser.” “You’re actually very average.”
„I guess we don’t have to pretend any longer.” “Maybe we can just tell the truth from now on.”
“You want to practice kissing to make it believable? How about we practice having an argument and you sleeping on the couch?”
“Not everything was fake… just saying.”
“If you call me one more of those stupid pet names, I will tell everyone the truth!”
“But you have to tell everyone it’s your fault, when we break up. I like your parents and I don’t want them to come chasing after me with pitchforks.”
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I don’t know if anyone can resist some good ol’ fashion fake dating, so here are 150 related prompts.
this list of prompts includes:
☆ 50 reasons why we must fake a relationship ☆ 50 reasons i’m only doing this because people need to believe this is real ☆ 50 moments of wait, are we still pretending?
buckle up and please enjoy the ride!
reasons why we must fake a relationship
01. I’m tired of my family whining about when I’m going to start dating someone (classic and must be included) 02. my moving van was stolen so will you pretend to marry me so I can get the money and gifts to replace everything? 03. my ex is an asshole and I really don’t want them to think I’m still in love 04. I’m tired of my friends/family setting me up on horrible blind dates so I made up a relationship and now they want to meet this mystery person 05. I need a green card (aka The Proposal AU) 06. I want to let someone who keeps asking me out down easy, so I blurt that I’m in a relationship and things sort of got out of hand 07. I answer an ad so we’re each other’s partners to our family gatherings 08. someone assumed we’re dating but I didn’t realize that’s what they meant until it was too late and I had committed us to a couples’ retreat weekend 09. in order to get that promotion, I have to show the Big Bosses that I’m a family person too but I don’t have a family so can I pretend to be part of yours? 10. my ex just showed up with their new partner and I don’t want them to win this breakup 11. I’m your assistant and you just informed me that your entire family thinks we’re dating and you don’t want to let them down 12. it’s grandma’s dying wish to see you married so here I am 13. I’m really competitive and drunk and I just told a rival that my relationship is way better than theirs, but they don’t believe you exist (but I’m too stubborn to admit they’re right) 14. our friends set us up on a blind date as a prank because we don’t like each other but neither of us wants to let them win so 15. people keep teasing us about being a couple so we come up with a plan to fake date and have a fake breakup so they’ll feel awkward and leave us alone
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