Justice Lounge Drinking Game
Momma Isis got a new drinking game for you, gurl! Iss called âJust Iced Liquorâ, mmkay! Right. Whatchoo do is you get yoâself a cold glass of yoâ favârit drank, anâ you listen ârounâ the Tower, kay, boo? Mmmkay!
Lemme lay down summa tha main rules:
When Supaman does sum country catchphrase, take a drink.
When sumbody mentions The Bat, you take two drinks, gurl, cuz you need it.
When Dick âDat Assâ Nightwing says sumthinâ about âhis natureâ, you take a drink. When he makes sumthinâ sexual, you take a drink and some chips.
When them Speedsters start goinâ all speed-talky, you take a drink for evry word they say, anâ you do it fast.
When sum Green guy starts bad-mouthinâ a redhead when he ainât there, you take a drink. When the redheadâs another Green guy, you take three drinks anâ find a new room, cuz that ainât goinâ nowhere fast.
When sumone starts talkinâ Spanish, you take a drink. Two if itâs dirty. Three if you unnastand that widdout a translator.
When the lilâ Robin starts mouthinâ off or doinâ his little âttâ thang, you take a drink for each migraine you feel cominâ.
When you hear that Backwards speak, you take a drink. If itâs makinâ sense, gurl, you best quit cuz you gone!
When the green alien dude starts leavinâ food, you drink sum moâ and leave those things there, cuz they clay.
When Creepy takes sum food outta that boa, you take a long drink and donâ touch that stuff.
When oneâa them Arrows starts ta hollaâ, take a drink. One drink foâ the old one. Two drinks foâ the young one. Five drinks if they hollaâinâ at each other. Also, call yoâself a docta, cuz you gonna die.
Thaâs what I got so far. You bbs feel free to add yoâ own favârit new rules. All you gotta do, boo, is get CRUNK.
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