1 Gay Minecraft (he/they)

is femboy hooters still a thing. Carrd https://ambotime.carrd.co/

[enameledcoppergirl]

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[krippe90]

[somacruz]

i keep seeing this cut off but the preceding “yessiree” is vital to it imo

[7777777awawawa7777777]

i had to transcribe it

[seased]

Visit Original Link

[yama-bato]

Taos, New Mexico, about 1921 by Victor Higgins

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[gondorrevealparty]

They need to eat less because they're so small and weak. Why are they so small and weak? Because they eat less. Let's base our entire society on this distinction.

[biomedical-nacre]

she suck on my mysterious artifact and I'm like hey don't do that

[roxxyintox]

“waked & baked” vs “woke & boke” choose ur fighter

[zoesupreme]

[thestateonmtv]

So with voting do you cum when a person get bitten into or when a person is swallowed or does it depend on the moment

[beachdeath]

usually you just mark a ballot with a pen or you select the candidate you want on a screen. sometimes you hole punch the ballot though

[rubberene]

HEAD (1968)

[australiansanta]

u know when someone really annoying is talking and you can almost hear the XDDDDD in their voice

[quirkybrittany-blog]

what’s wrong with “xD”?

[australiansanta]

not now quirkybrittany

[milkyhoneybee]

Thinking about having a girl with a remote control vibrator taped right against her clit or the underside of her glans and I take her out without panties on in a summer dress and we have a cute date, and I keep buzzing her randomly and at different intensities until she begs me to cum, but the trick is that we're not allowed to go into any enclosed spaces for that. She has to be discreet, find an alley or other deserted area that hopefully no one walks through, or give up and be a shameless little exhibitionist slut for me

[kayla-denker]

The moment capitalists came up with the subscription model, the purpose of advertising stopped being for simply making people aware of a product they might want to buy. Now they exist to be irritating. They want you to go "Ugh, fine! These ads are way too annoying! Ill pay you to stop advertising to me!"

The enshitification of nearly every aspect of daily life by these ads is intentional. I mean this with total sincerity: ads have intentionally become an insult to life itself.

[sioltach]

Your quality of life will increase ten-fold when you learn to appreciate the sight of a little bird

[sycamorality]

"woah this is such a unique take on the character i wonder why is the character like that" >look inside character >it's the author's subconscious attempt to love themself

[deanwinchesterapologist]

finding a new doctor. applying for jobs. searching for apartments. messaging used car dealers. getting your health insurance to do their job. getting a pharmacy to do their job. getting the dmv to accept the documents they told you to bring. just listing things they probably make you do in hell

[ravmycupine]

The more things change, the more things stay the same....