[dungeonsex2026]

world cup be like what if you FELL DOWN and then you FELL DOWN and while you FELL DOWN you FELL DOWN???

[utopians]

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

[dovesndecay]

I fell a little bit asleep and dreamt that I could hear my cat's thoughts. I heard him just think, "I'm a pretty little man" and then start kneading my ribs, and I laughed so hard I woke up to him on my ribs

[bark-barkley]

[bark-barkley]

[catwithchuru]

watching x files 1x01 with my parents rn and i swear to god david duchovny looks like a white hudson williams here……. am i crazy.

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[sorrrowfull]

[911onabcbts]

Ryan and Peter having a stache-off via Kenny’s instagram.

[knownqueerbaiter]

they literally killed off bobby nash.

[knownqueerbaiter]

[rosefinchie]

how it all feels lately

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[fairycosmos]

getting older is funny because characters you used to look up to and see as very established and grown up people are like 29

[thememedaddy]

[delusionalemergency]

Jee-Yun and uncle Buck. 9-1-1, S06E08.

[rightnfrontofyou]

what if YOU spent eight years playing a man who has these two dysfunctional coworkers that are GAY and MESSY and EVERYONE and their MOTHER tells them hey you are GAY and MESSY but they insist they are NOT most significantly because they RENT and they don't possibly know WHY everyone thinks the simple fact that they are GAY and get caught up in GAY MESSES all the time makes them GAY and not just a MESS and you are SICK and fucking TIRED of watching them at their JOB where they WORK turn simple acts like WALKING into FROTTING like a bonded PAIR of WEEBLE WOBBLES. and all of this is ALSO happening to the REAL you and your real GAY coworkers

[freezethismoment]

buck’s camera roll after he starts dating eddie: eddie smiling at the camera while buck presses a kiss to his cheek. a selfie of buck grinning while eddie is asleep on his chest. a picture of them nose to nose looking at each other, cheeks pink and smiles wide. eddie holding theo in the air by his legs, photo blurry from movement. eddie, shirtless, sprawled across the bed, skin glistening with sweat and a blissed out smile on his face. eddie smiling up at the camera (or buck, behind the camera) as he lays with his head in buck’s lap. eddie, chris, and theo sitting on a bench in a park, it looks like it started as a nice family photo, with theo propped on eddie’s lap and chris next to them but something happened and they’re all laughing. eddie, arms crossed and brows furrowed in anger or frustration. just a photo of eddie and buck’s hands clasped in each other’s. eddie, bent over grabbing something from the floor (this was a photo buck took sneakily, eddie does not know of its existence)