idk wtf is up

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[institute-for-thermal-research]

oh you eating my ex’s ass? how do my toes taste?

[ginger-ale-official]

i don’t like this post at all I gotta say

[setheverman]

[dopeybeauty]

when he flirts with you, calls you cute nicknames, compliments you, sexts you, gets jealous when u flirt with anyone else, buys you food, sleeps beside you every night, owns several dogs with you, took your virginity, proposed to you, married you and raised 4 kids with you but he still saying Y’ALL JUST FRIENDS

[distressingdisneydamsel]

Girl r u ok

[dopeybeauty]

when he leaves you on read 4 times in a row but is active on social media and u begin to think ur better off without him so you set up your playlist to go from Sad Heartbroken Hoe™ to Strong Independent Hoe™, you tell all of your friends that you’re over him, you stop checking his instagram and snap stories, you focus on your career and on yourself for once and you actually realise that you deserve so much more than his fuckboy ass because you’re a beautiful, talented QUEEN that any guy would be lucky to have and you vow to never get played like that again

but then he texts u back and u reply within 22 seconds and Ctrl+Alt+Del all of the progress you made

[music]

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[frrancesc]

The adventures of CJ

[tevruden]

Reblogging this again for an update

[cake-warrior]

a wholesome post

[madlori]

PLOT FUCKING TWIST

[surprisebitch]

a real ally

[sexandtheastrology]

What patterns have y’all noticed in the people you tend to attract or be attracted to ? 

[islandofmisfits-deactivated2020]

They don’t want me lol

[avengersonna]

People who will ghost and waste my time

[vegyta-deactivated20181007]

Tomorrow is really another 24 hrs huh

[chuuzus]

Donatella Versace answering questions is everything I needed today

[guayabaprince]

“How do you react to criticism?”

I hate it

[toshio]

[striders]

catch me in target lusting after kitchenware like a 45 year old mother of three

[bearie]

how am i supposed to give a footjob if i have hooves

[moonlightnova]

lower your voice or you’ll attract the bronies with foot fetishes

[bearie]

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GIVE A FOOTJOB IF I HAVE HOOVES 🗣🗣🗣

[bearie]

i was warned and i didnt listen

[997]

karma got its kiss for me……. thats 2017 in one video

[mentakill]

this is performance art

[greentracksuitgohan-deactivated]

This is the millennial experience

[unfollowfriday]

i’m her imaginary bald spot

[peacefully-anxious]

Things people with Social Anxiety do

•go to the bathroom to escape

•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch

•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary

•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable

•follow said person way too much

•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious

•faking an illness to get out of a social event

[amazphil]

Oh

[theflyingfoxy]

Oh dear

[sacred-portal]

[lagonegirl]

[addelburgh]

[foulserpent]

[tumblr geek after being bitten by a black mamba] oh no!! danger noodle does an anger! scaly pupper! she protec but also attac!