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✨Topi | whatever man✨ 🦀Merci Goku🦀

[thesaintelectric]

[squeakadeeks]

attacking him with seagulls.

[angelicguy]

dressing and acting like bruno mars for 8 days straight grinning and laughing dancing and twisting being all sexy and short until i pass out from dehydration/exhaustion with no prior signs of distress

[angelicguy]

im in the middle of going Girl you're amazinggg just thr way you arre and i completely ragdoll and hit my forehead full body weight on the edge of a granite coffee table

[miracoll]

[starshipgenius]

They Throw These at me Because I am so Beautiful and a Star.

[draculagerard]

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star-deacti]

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

[rockergiirl]

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

[jester-operation]

I habe some bad news

[rockergiirl]

BOTH TOWERS?

[escuerzoresucitado]

[fivetrench]

Shit just happens to you when you're a tuna crab

[fullarmor-thunderbolt]

fuck

with me

[totallynotgayforyou]

[jetix]

This screencap i took in like 2016 when me and my two old roomates would play roblox every night and you could still hit people with your car in Pizza Place

[lokaror]

In my new gacha game, you can now pull for scantily clad anime women who represent famous airplane crashes.

[evilnicegirl]

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

[fredersen]

a meba 🦠 is almost like a really really small anermal but not quite

[crawlinghaze]