the smorgas-board

[feelboss]

[computerwitch]

Robot girl, feeling frisky:

Oh my gosh, I feel like we're really connecting, and I honestly trust you so much. Would you mind if like... I shared my private key with you?

The CompSci major she was flirting with, about to lose her mind:

ABSOLUTELY DO NOT DO THIS.

[albobonobo]

Every now qnd rhej i fall apaaaartt and i need you now toNOGHT and i need you MOREEEE thaj ever and if you only whole me tight

[umarell]

[xeppeli]

[posting-disliker]

oh shit it’s darkiplier!!!! save me secretary of defense james mattis!

[xeppeli]

if- if i could… somehow get myself to move in this suit i… i WWWWWwwWWWOULD

[i-merani]

[hollowtones]

i cant wait for slimer and coomer to make out on screen tomorrow

Please do not post or share any spoilers until the stream has aired. Thanks.

[pinketine]

That's the best I've ever seen it be put

[papayajuan2019]

midwife? don't say that. a wife could never be that.

[translatingpostsinfrench]

papayejuan2019

sage-femme ? ne dis pas ça. une femme ne- ok non traduction annulée

[irondive]

[jan-aki]

I love when a community just smashes two words together. Like how juggling has joggling (jogging+juggling), Trackmania has woogles (wood+wiggles), and Celeste has wounce (wall bounce)

Also shoutout to the speedcubing community for coming up with "hedgeslammer" as the inverse of "sledgehammer"

[isaac--r]

Have a great day everybody

[hexelbro]

HOLY SHIT I HAD COFFEE TODAY AND UNOBGETCKHT,HEHEBT,HKBH,BEW YUYYYEHHHHHHHHHHDDDDD FIGHT MEEEEEE WHOOOOOO

[tropiyas]

explaining the bus schedule to my child "okay so imagine you're speed running Super Mario Bros. on the NES"

[ceaseful]

"give your answer *correct* to 2 decimal places" like YES IM TRYING

[ceaseful]

my favourite part of a game jam is downloading anonymous executables from the internet and running them without a care in the world

[ceaseful]

"This file could potentially be malicious" YOU BET YOUR BRITCHES BILLY-BOY

[ceaseful]

my favourite part of a game jam is downloading anonymous executables from the internet and running them without a care in the world