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We did it. We finally saved her.
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I got this while scrolling on instagram to try to convince me to join threads and I—
We did it. We finally saved her.
Y'all for real please do these. Even if you're certain your posture doesn't suck. One day you will wake up with impinged shoulder pain like I did and let me tell you it fucking HURTS. Do these exercises even just once a week and it will make such a difference. Especially my fellow creatives out there, stop shrimping over your work and go do these right now. RIGHT NOW.
praying your reblog of that post about proshippers is you saying you don’t care if people ship weird age gaps or have 2 canonically straight characters in a gay relationship, and not you saying you don’t care about pedophilic ships/bestiality ships because from my experience most “proshippers” are talking specifically about pedophilia/bestiality
I have a full time job and a home with a mortgage to pay. If someone wants to ship Mufasa with Mario and have Mario get dicked down National Geographic style, that does not impact me or anybody, actually.
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I miss fandom from 20 years ago when you just didn’t interact with things you didn’t like.
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The loon got me!!
Five years into the porn ban and the alt porn ecosystem is thriving
There was a massive shift in how our culture understood morality when, after World War II, the general public realized “just following orders” was not an excuse for crimes against humanity. Now we need another moral shift in which we decide, as a culture, that “for the benefit of the stockholders” is not an excuse for anything.
Steve has always been suspicious of Eddie Munson. The guy is too charming, too handsome, too everything for a nerd and a geek in backwater Hawkins.
"You're kidding, right?" his newly cemented platonic soulmate pans, sceptical brow raised as she paints a confident line of black across her nail.
Robin taps the brush against a glass rim, "Munson is like the least charismatic guy I've ever seen." She sniffs, "I saw him fall up once. Up!"
Steadying the polish bottle before it falls on his comforter, Steve scowls, "It's not like you're the expert on what makes a guy hot."
The brush pauses in mid-air, "But you are?" And Steve's thoughts stall and stutter at a sudden revelation that he'd never considered before.
Cue a lot of thinking and a lot of talking that rivals a confessional on the Hawkins Mall bathroom.
Months later, after Vecna, and Max, and after the bats, and brokenly leaving Eddie Munson's body behind in the Upside Down, Steve sits quietly at his kitchen counter, contemplating his whiskey. It's become a familiar companion, along with the self-flagalation for failing to save everyone of the party. Not even Max's shaky new steps in her hospital room helping to stomp out the memories of red lightning and crimson blood against black leather.
The front bell rings, echoed by a demanding knocking when he doesn't move fast enough, and Steve is once again scowling, but this time as he swings open his door.
Against the dark of the night and the glimmer of a new moon, Eddie stands impatiently. "Took you long enough."
Even as his mouth drops, Steve's heart beats faster. The fine hairs at the back of his neck raise at the uncanny sight. Because not only is Eddie standing in front of him alive, but he's stands unscathed.
The pockets of raw flesh torn from his cheeks show instead smooth, unblemished skin. The torn nails on his hand unbroken and strong.
Blood stains his Hellfire shirt and jacket, but none touches his pale skin. Skin that glows in an unearthly light, akin to the moon in the midnight sky.
Breath stuttering in his chest, Steve falls back. "This isn't right," he whispers and all veils fall, showing Steve a glimpse of the unnaturally charming boy he's always thought he'd imagined.
Eddie sighs, resignation heavy in his voice. "I never have been," he admits, brown eyes wide with a universe of hidden things hiding deep within them. "Let me in to explain?"
Wordlessly Steve opens his door wider, but Eddie sighs again. A noise revealing how familiar yet annoying he finds the ritual. He clears his throat, "You have to invite me in."
And, so, Steve does.
Oliver learning how to dance with LeAnn.
Random fact: They did a study on courtship and mating behavior of American alligators at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm in the early 1980's. This study revealed that, among other things, the majority of alligator sex is gay
Male/male 1 is when the larger male gator topped, male/male 2 is when the smaller male topped
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You're about to read John Rich & The Big Picture, a very funny story about a very anxious man hurtling towards his soulmate at 200 mph.
At 28, John Rich is the youngest cover artist in the illustrious history of The New York Review. This means, every week, he draws a portrait of some notable person and this portrait becomes the cover of this very prestigious magazine. But when John is tasked with drawing the supposedly vapid (and obviously gorgeous) action movie star, Tyler Hughes, he discovers that Tyler is the one person he cannot draw.
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My child said to me:
“Other-donkey, Elsa likes macaroni kiko”
Can you understand what this sentence means? Write down your guess before I reveal the answer in the next tweet
The correct answer is: “I like strawberries.” Were you close? Please find the annotated translation below.
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obvious take but one of the many many things that makes leverage so enjoyable is that they lean in to the silly heist/action tropes with unapologetic glee. hedonistic even. like yes thanks i will clap and cackle with delight while eliot uses two (2) handguns to defeat like thirty bad guys with machine guns by doing a prolonged knee slide across a warehouse floor while somehow dodging all return fire, 10/10 no notes, two thousand more episodes please!