[Something Clever]

Hey I'm Cedar | they/them | 26 | I don't know what my gender is but if you like me it makes you gay | This blog is about nothing, but I do have a blog about something! check it out @deerfoxforest

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[tall]

[uhhhhmanda]

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.

[triviallytrue]

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[andmaybegayer]

Bronze age ship discovered

look inside

made of wood

[sophia-epistemia]

it's made of wood because all the bronze was used to make the age, not the ships. obviously

[andmaybegayer]

[thelaurenshippen]

[jakeperalta]

not using AI genuinely feels like the rest of the world is experiencing some kind of mass amnesia. if someone says they never use it, the immediate response is that can't be true because "everyone" uses it to write their emails or answer their questions. saw a comment suggesting that not using chatgpt to write an essay is "like the 90s". girl I graduated in 2021 and we weren't doing that! how is it that everyone has suddenly forgotten that they were entirely capable of doing these things all by themselves for their entire lives up until the past few years!! am I going crazy!!!

[depsidase]

[sandersstudies]

I only hate certain types of fic the same way I hate mosquitos and ticks. Like get these nasty little buggers away from me but also I respect their place in the ecosystem.

[sandersstudies]

Me, spraying bug spray: blocked.

[sandersstudies]

Listen and sometimes? To enjoy running through a beautiful field of grass and flowers (ao3) you have to tolerate the fact that bugs (fics you don’t like) are there and maybe you will even encounter one, but you can use bugspray (filtered tags) to reduce the likelihood of that. Because the alternative is not getting to experience the beautiful field of grass and flowers.

[sandersstudies]

And some of my mutuals happen to be entomologists. Which is also cool.

[busket]

he's gonna die one day soon and it wont fix everything but it'll feel great and the whole world is gonna fucking party together

[vibraph0ny]

Everyone's all "ohhh 2026 bring back physical media" until I start talking illuminated manuscripts and then suddenly we're not on the same page anymore

[somewhere-south-of-neutral]

Actually we are on the same page. We've been on the same page for a week because these things take forever to make

[ihavedonenothingright]

Actually we are on the same page. We've been on the same page for a week because this sentence deviates from the standard version of the text and the lettering is just a little too smudged to distinguish between the minims with any certainty. We're currently trying to figure out if this says omnem or omnium (the abbreviation is just omm). We're probably going to be here for some time.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

listen i'm fucking working on it

[afloweroutofstone]

I definitely still have some level of distaste for astrology, true crime paranoia, etc., but I think my negative feelings towards this bundle of woman-coded vices has declined as I've grown more familiar with the modern era of men-coded vices. It is harder to focus on the irrationalist nature of tarot or the abundance of low-quality smut appearing on book store shelves recently when some of the big trends among Dudes online seem to be betting your life savings on sports, becoming more conservative than your grandfather, hitting yourself with a hammer to look hotter, and eating so much raw red meat that you invent new diseases

[historia-is-a-cool-name]

Oh fuck, I'm at class and I'm trying not to laugh out loud