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teamwork makes the dream work

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

desk-drawerr

He eat a nemon

meanbossart

why not nicebossart

Because you haven't seen me when I'm trying to have a date and they sit us right next to the bathroom door and for some reason at some point 6 or 7 people all have to use the restroom AT THE SAME TIME and they all line up outside the door with their asses turned towards me and my fiance inches away from my face.

barbatusart

true story

fishing-princess

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario