[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[canidykes]

the big man is the masculine dom and the dom is the top and the little man is effeminate and transgender but fully passes as a cis man and has top surgery but since he doesnt have bottom surgery he literally has to be a bottom theres no way for someone with a vagina to top and the bottom is the sub and they are both uncomplicatedly homosexual with zero positive emotions for women and they both have adhd and autism but only the kind of autism that doesnt actually disable you and they also crossdress but in a specifically humiliating way (why would a MAN wear a DRESS??? 🤪🤪 etc.) and they live together in a big house that they can both effortlessly afford and they're married and have 2 kids a dog and a cat (because Big man is dog coded and Little man is cat coded) and neither of them have jobs or lasting damage from canon events they've been through or physical disabilities or PTSD that I cant turn into Angsty Ship Content and the sun has a big smiley face and birds are just V shapes on the paper it doesnt have to be more complicated than that you dont have to flesh them out. you dont have to. and if you think about it wouldn't it just be soooo much effort to draw a whole bird?? youre just having fun its mean to ask you for detail. and my teacher lives at the school and the bus driver lives in the bus and everything is exactly the same :)

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting

[cheaphalloweencostume]

really? you don’t say

[cutecipher]

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

[cutecipher]

i have mixed feelings about competitive

[cutecipher]

*maddest ive ever been, eye twitching* thats baseless. its something else actually.

[ooppo]

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

[ooppo]

[verrsus]

[loth-catgirl]

[bearb0i]

This isn’t TikTok, Facebook or Twitter.

[queerslurheritageposts]

Queer Slur Heritage Post

[ycoil]

when a mommy and daddy love eachother vrry much a stork will show up and they will have an inter-species 3 way and its very horrible how your father pounds the cloaca, but if thats what god wants, who am i to argue?

[thomasmomwell]

[cheddar-baby]

italian sub said he wanted no limits masochism so hes leashed to his crate wailing while i break spaghetti noodles in half infront of him

[gourdvt]

Okay well my Italian sub is in the fridge so

[cheddar-baby]

[quietwingsinthesky]

i know i joke about rent-lowering gunshots but i cannot emphasize enough that incest and rape kinks are extremely common. wildly popular. this is something that a lot of people fantasize about, because it’s an easily accessible taboo, it intrigues/scares/interests people and there’s a lot of content out there to absorb about it. it’s really not that out there or extreme to have those fetishes; we are talking top charters on pornhub of all places.

[stele3]

Also, sexual fantasies do not automatically indicate that someone wants to do that thing IRL. Thoughtcrimes are not real.

[ariaste]

Also: sometimes the fetish is just window-dressing for something that IS deeply hungered for below the surface. Like I know people (both real ones and fictional ones) for whom a rape kink is about "What if I was INTENSELY DESIRED, so desired that nothing else mattered?" on one side, and on the other, "What if I could let loose and WANT THINGS without having to hold myself back? What if I didn't have to be afraid of the power of my own wanting?"

Like yeah, sometimes kinks do reveal something about our underlying psychological issues, but it's almost never "I literally want to do a real, violent crime against another person." It's way more interesting and deep and complicated and metaphorical than that.

[spookberry]

Pet Store shenanigans

[misericordiia]

"what are your pronouns?" well im mixed, she/her on my mothers side and he/him on my fathers side, either works

[where-does-the-heart-lie]

wow.... i cant believe they were abandoned and Luffy collected them like treasures.....

the rest of the strawhats/friends that were gonna be in this post but i decided against it

Not all of them were abandoned by individual people like family members and their community, but the government. Specifically Franky and Law.

Vivi was gonna be in there too but i couldnt,,,, really,,,,, fit her in there.

[themetalhiro]

Jealous types.

[tenochre]

too cool to jerk off to pictures of women with impossible hip to waist ratios yet not cool enough to jerk off to the concept of being killed, the rōnin pervert wanders this land in search of a slightly-higher-concept yet not totally abstract form of fetish posting

[tenochre]

community-sourced suggestions for the rōnin pervert (and, by extension, me) can broadly be sorted into three categories: 1: fetish that's mundane enough that it makes me realize just how far out of my circle this post has traveled 2: thing I'm already into 3: so esoteric that I feel blessed to have had your attention on my post for even a moment category 1:

category 2:

category 3:

[mysteryteacup]

oh here's a fun thought:

MBJ questioning SQH after the sealing of TLJ

SQH blabbing the whole sorry story of SXYxTLJ to reassure his king and emphasising that SXY (kind of) died for TLJ.

MBJ expecting his cowardly spy who's clearly just working with him to save his own skin to say no, asking if SQH would die for him.

SQH, reading that as a a threat and thinking of his character's canon death, resignedly saying he always expected to.

MBJ, whose trust issues have left him a loyalty kink a km wide, immeditely going oh, that's husband material. that's not allowed to die for me.

boom. successful earlier moshang with a later side of "wait, you left the heir to the rest of the demon realm where???"

[artsarasp]

are you aware of the brainrot this caused me

[mysteryteacup]

Reblogging again because I'm stil in awe of how beautifully and simply you managed to distill down my ramblings

[tastylemonbread]

cant have sex with my IOS wife because my dick doesn't fit her portussy so now i have to go to the shitfuck apple store and buy the like 200 dollar strapple

[tastylemonbread]

sitting my white ass down and listening

[chinelacanta]

Zzzz