Not all who wander are lost.

Nerdy Shit, Politics, and Funny Bits. 

[halfelf]

when augustus was the smallest and silliest of baby boys 🖤

[vampiero]

now a large and silly boy

[halfelf]

distinguished and sophisticated grown man

[celebrimbors]

He’s like if a cat was a dog.

[tigerlii]

“I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.”

[darckxlady]

— I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened. So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

LORD OF THE RINGS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING (2001), dir. Peter Jackson

[fascinationstreetmp3]

"No more. I can't bear it."

[thedankest]

[memecucker]

[hungwy]

[batteredhilt]

[modern-alebrije]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

barista just asked me "... and who are you?" instead of asking "can I get your name?"

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

i didn't even do anything

[tsarina-anadyomene-deactivated2]

[infectiouspiss]

they should invent joints that don’t hurt

[infectiouspiss]

[pawjob]

you have to understand kittens will be tiny sometimes and that is because they are small

[pizzaback]

“nobody in miami knows how to drive” “nobody in austin knows how to drive” “nobody in chicago knows how to drive” maybe we shouldnt have cars

[tweedlebean]

Maybe we should find people who are good at driving and give them really big cars, and then people can just pay a small fee to be driven around the city. Maybe in a regular loop so people always know where they'll be at certain times of the day.

[red-twist]

But what if those really big cars were also really long and fast?

[anexperimentallife]

And what if they ran on electricity? But what to call them?

[inthefallofasparrow]

Fantabulous Looping Electromnibus!

[tragicallybeautifultiger]

I like the way you think

[ashisdeadanddying]

You’re all gonna love this one

[ardinwriter]

This f***er just out there quilting chocolate

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

[wolfeyedwitch]

The sheer— the, the the NERVE of him, and how the FUCK—

Something about this one in particular makes me IRRATIONALLY ANGRY

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[wierdautumn]

jeeli beeli, peet rat goomie candieeeee. let’s slike it opeen so he can. breeeeaaaaaath. mmm freesh aier. peet rat, timie to comie alivie. escapi the pakackie. esapi, the pakackie. peet ratti’s. veri baig and longe. veri baig, aaand loooonge. the battaum ais, veri, flatt. goode boye, veri goode boye. peet ratti’s, a veri, goode boye.

[2000ish]

“gonna cheer like Avengers Endgame every time a Sopranos guy shows up”

[the-real-skeletor]

I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles

[nsomniacsdream]

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[wickedwonderlandd]

[egberts]

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]