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13.8 billion years ago the universe began expanding, all thanks to Madonna!

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When Madonna invented Dunkin' Donuts in 1950, she never imagined that one day capitalism could become a bore and would eventually give up on her iconic pastry ambition—and thus inventing what we now know as "resignation". This is something that The Queen's archenemy blatantly stole in 2013 when he, Pope Benedict XVI, abandoned his position as leader of the Catholic-fucking-church! Unlike Madonna who went on to pursuing various immaculate endeavors, such as inventing new hairstyles and developing an entire language, Pope Benedict was more than happy to sit on his lazy ass (on a throne that Madonna practically invented?) and enjoy retirement funded by the world’s money. Nice try, bitch!

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It apeers that just about anywon capable of steeling can get they're hands on a contract, regardless of there primary school competenseas (such as spelling). Their is someone in particuler that comes to mind—Twitter and Tumbler celebrity and singer Katrina & the Gigantic Peeches. The lead singer of the somewhat famus band clearly stall Madonna's iconic and immaculate never-ending love for 'Froots' (as Sean above) considering the contrasting photographs our knearly identical. In my time as a truth-taller, I don't think I've scene anybuddy as unoriginal as Katrina.

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i am crying of laughter that people can think you are serious. i love trolls- keep up the good work.

i am being serious... you have hurt my feelings, and madonna has hurt my feelings in the past, therefore you are copying madonna??

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World-leading popstar and Madonna-wannabe, Lady Gaga, copied not one but two songs by Madonna in order to come up with the title of her brand-new single 'Anything Goes' which is a duet with her dad, Tony Bennett. In 1992, Madonna wrote "...you can sing most ANYTHING," (Deeper and Deeper) and in a more recent release, The Queen sang "...time GOES by so slowly for those who wait," (Hung Up). Evidently, Lady Gaga drew inspiration from Madonna's biggest hits and attempted to pass it as her own inventive work. Be that as it may, didn't Madonna invent Jazz music in the early 1200s? Lady Gaga is unbelievable... next thing you know, she'll be saying she invented commercial failure.

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Soon after Madonna invented the wheel (and as I've previously stated, almost every other form of transportation), she grew bored of woman-made machinery and began to genetically engineer different animal species. As a result, a rare new Genus of ungulate mammals emerged. Scientists gave it the name of Equus Madonnus ferus caballus, meaning "horse" in Spanish. This new animal has the strength of Madonna's biceps, the stylish hair of an Indian child, the face of Sarah Jessica Parker, and a huge fucking dick! Of course, all of that revolutionary scientific research went to waste when immensely privileged white actor, Tom Hiddleston, blatantly stole Madonna's iconic breeding tendencies, and now this vile man goes around flaunting something that he obviously did not create.

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It is a scientific and mathematical fact that Madonna invented almost every mode of transportation known to mankind. The Beatles, in the contrary, did not invent anything in their lifetimes (unless you count stealing as "inventing"). In fact, these men have built their careers based on what they've stolen from The Queen. I know it's very hard to believe that this group of brainless men could even formulate the thought to plagiarize a patent created exclusively by Madonna. That is why I've provided photographic evidence of The Cockroaches copying The Queen's iconic bi-circular compound machine, commonly known as the bicycle.

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It is a known fact that Madonna invented medieval fantasy, so not only did Emilia Clarke (the writer of the show) steal a whole genre of entertainment, she also copied Madonna's iconic persona for the creation of Daenerys Targaryen—a character in Emilia Clarke's HBO TV series 'Game of Thrones'. It is also a known fact that Madonna invented nudity and interracial sexual relations in 1992. Coincidentally, there are several nude scenes featuring Daenerys Targaryen in said TV show.

Note: The turkeys on Madonna's shoulders are not made with CGI (Unlike the ones from show). They were given to Madonna by the CIA.

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Apparently they are too stupid to realise that the Doctor has been portrayed by a number of actors (which is kinda the point...?) and isn't even Matt Smith anymore. Praise.

Doctor? Sorry, Madonna dropped out of medical school to pursue a career in music in 1982. You must've messaged the wrong blog. #ForgivenTho

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Oh btw, Doctor Who is a name of a tv show. Apparently, you're too stupid to use google to do some research. The doctor is played by Matt Smith.

Why would I use Google when I can rely on good ol' Fox News?

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I'm trying my very best not to lose my temper, but you have insulted several of my favorite celebs (doctor who, marina and the diamonds) and Im really upset. First of all, I hope u realize that not everyone thinks Madonna is all that. U might think her a goddess, but that doesn't mean that she is to everyone. This means that not everything that everyone does is copying something Madonna did 1c or 2c. Some might be copying, but not all. Please don't insult people bc u think she's a god. (bitch..)

Um, I don't know who "Marina and The Diamonds" is, but I have exposed other celebs with very similar stage names, such as:

Martha & the Precious Gems

Maraca & the Diamonds

So, yeah! Please do read a book or wikipedia before opening ya mouth.

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Hey bitch can you bring something new?!

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LADY GAGA IS COPY!!!!!!!!!! REPRODUCTIVE!!

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It doesn't matter if you're Catholic, Christian, Buddhist, Filipino, or an Atheist; you cannot deny the obvious plagiarism shown above. In addition to copying Madonna's iconic celestial buoyancy abilities, the Son of [a false] God has actually stolen from The Queen in a previous occasion. Word on the street says Jesus is disguising himself as someone named Stefani and he's been working on bringing Madonna down as some sort of evangelical revenge. It's too bad Christ is oblivious of Madonna's legendary feminist blood pact with H-I-M, which prevents her from dying or being dethroned.

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As if it wasn't enough for Madonna looking mortified after sleepless nights caused by plagiarists stealing her legendary ideas, Britney Sperms swooped in and stole The Queen's iconic vibrant colors and hanging crystals photo shoot immaculate idea for her album... Uh, the... you know—Ugh, I forgot the name, but according to some unreliable lying and bias sources, it sold more than MDNA. Which is very upsetting considering the visuals were all stolen from Queen Madonna.

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Fire-crotched lead singer of lesbian emo-pop band Green Day, Jaymee Williams, copies Madonna's iconic posing with wide-nosed Barbadian STD clinic "Most Frequent Clients" wall awardee. Did Kaylee perhaps forget that Madonna is an award-winning children's book author, as well as holding the world record for "Most Copies Sold in The History of Modern Mongol-Canadian Literature and Pornography" with her best-selling book 'SEX', and also having the fastest-selling album [Confessions on a Dance Floor sold 4 gazillion copies in just 39.09 seconds] in the history of music? I honestly hope she did, because one has to be really stupid to blatantly steal ideas from The Queen. Especially if your badly-chopped hair [on a good hair day] looks like Jeffree Star's [on a bad hair day].

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Our [false] Queen Regent Cersei of House Lannister, Protector of the Realm (Oops! Spoilers.), Lady of Casterly Rock, and overall bad-ass bitch, copies Madonna's iconic blonde wavy hair adorned with braids and jewels from The Free Cities across the Narrow Sea.

It is very hard for me to comprehend why this incest-loving usurper Madonna-wannabe Queen would even think of having this legendary hairstyle while Madonna was still alive. If The Real Queen Madonna would've wanted, she could have had Cersei's head adorning her Grammy Award room in just one command (total amount of Grammys: 7... How many you have Lannister bitch?!)

There's only one Queen, and that's Madonna!

Bitch!

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Madonna once said via her newly-opened Grindr account: "I think she references me a lot in her work. Sometimes I think it's very well done and flattering #REDUCTIVE #MDNA #BUYITPLEASE". I personally believe she was addressing her #1 fan and impersonator, Marilyn [Piggy] Monroe. Now, I want you to tell me that Monroe's facial expression is the one you put on as you are getting that clitoris licked (which let's be honest, is probably what Madonna was doing as that photograph was shot). In other much simple words: Marilyn  honey... stop copying Madonna's iconic gettin-my-pussy-licked facial expression. C;mon, fatty! Let it go, you're not Madonna and you'll never be!