why are all asexual people successful in school?
because they always ace the tests
oh good, can someone tell my GPA?
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EXPECTATIONS
Misplaced Lens Cap
Not today Justin
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Show & Tell
we're not kids anymore.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Jules of Nature
The Stonewall Inn

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Love Begins
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@celestialmarinecatbird
why are all asexual people successful in school?
because they always ace the tests
oh good, can someone tell my GPA?
How to make a character's death sadder
Don’t have them die of old age after a long, fulfilling life. Many people don’t even think of this as sad (note that this can still work if you have enough of the other factors).
Leave one of their major goals unfinished. The more enthusiastic they are about completing the goal, the sadder.
Give them strong relationships with other characters.
Make them fight against whatever is causing their death. Their ultimate loss is sadder if they struggle.
Kill them in the middle of their character arc.
Don’t describe their funeral in detail. Maybe it’s just me, but I find that long descriptions of funerals kill the sadness.
That’s enough Satan’s publisher…
>B)
7. If possible, try to kill them off in the middle of the story, so we had time to like them and we will have time to let the loss settle in.
8. Also, place surviving characters in a situation where having the deceased person there would help them get out. You can choose whether you will point this fact out or if you want the audience to make the connection themselves.
9. Make them die by sacrificing themselves to save someone they love from a danger created by the antagonist.
based on a few deaths that made me blub like a baby…
10. have their loved one, broken hearted, tell the team to stop fighting because “its over.”
11. have their pet come looking for them.
12. have their loved one perform a popular song at their funeral so it makes the fans cry whenever it’s played.
13. family witnessing the death and/or blaming themselves.
~ Mulan
so… let’s add some frustration to your dear readers’ sadness, shall we?
14. kill the character in the middle of making a joke, smiling, or expressing/experiencing joy/happiness.
15. make the character’s death slow and painful, but make them unable to call out for help even though they can literally see the other characters nearby.
16. after killing the character, have others think the character had betrayed them so they’d always hate them and remember them as traitors and never say nice things about them… Give your readers no chance to have group-therapy with other characters by making them the only ones who know the truth.
17. right before their death, show a side of them nobody has seen. (someone who is always tough and brave being genuinely scared of dying alone; someone who is always laughing being in tears before dying, etc.)
18. make them the only person who knows a big important secret that would help other characters in the story.
19. have them being lied to before dying. (thinking they’ve been betrayed; thinking they weren’t loved; thinking they’ve lost their loved ones, etc)
20. make the character very enthusiastic/passionate about a certain goal, constantly put stress on their goal, have them die unexpectedly before they can reach their goal.
and the best one…
21. have another beloved character kill them–better be a close friend to your character, one that absolutely nobody suspects, one that everyone can’t help but love, one who is always enthusiastic about things and encourages your character. THEN
reveal the truth only later when it’s too late and the a-hole character has already escaped.
have a cowardly character know the truth and never tell anyone else
have another character find out the truth and have them die before revealing it to others.
have the said character ^ not actually die, but go through something so they’d forget the friend of the deceased character is actually an asshole.
This way only your readers will know the truth, thus the frustration would be… most enjoyable for you.
Satan out.
22. Don’t kill their body. Kill their mind.
Leave the physical shell walking and talking, but strip out everything that made that person who they were. Make them forget all about their loved ones, themselves, their experiences and past, their skills, and have them have to start over completely from scratch. Physical and mental disabilities bonus points.
And keep them in a place where their loved ones will be taunted every day by a living ghost.
Lately I am constantly noticing how much we are expected to provide for each other while the government is just cheerfully spending money on shit we don’t need and protecting the wealthy.
We’re all trying to raise money for Puerto Rico through art fundraisers and portions of our shop sales while Trump goes on million dollar golf vacation after million dollar golf vacation. Whenever I have a shop fill, I’m tossing money into strangers’ kofi or gofundme to help buy groceries or medical care… all the while the Republicans find ways to cut healthcare and entitlements.
It’s not that I mind kicking into help my fellow man. It’s that I can’t help but feel the deep wrongness of increasing military spending when we have hungry kids and failing schools. I can’t fathom giving tax cuts to the wealthy when people are literally dying from lack of health insurance.
It just makes me feel so tired and so powerless.
For writing characters grieving a loss.
This can also apply to real life, a bit more handily than the Seven Steps thing
Hufflepuff: Hey, Ravenclaw, can you help me with my homework? It's really hard.
Ravenclaw: Are you questioning my intelligence? Of course I can help you with your homework.
eating cold pineapple on pizza with a spoon is still relevant,,, right?
A TRUE MONSTER
http://www.archetypes.com/quiz
Reblog with your MBTI type and your 3 archetypes
ENTP - Explorer, Rebel, Intellectual
one of my fb friends posted this gem in response to our impending doom and if this doesn’t describe florida well nothing does
First three pages of a book I’m making for my brother
what-
The mission continues to link up the JROTC cadets of Tumblr...
WHAT EVER SHALL HAPPEN NEXT? FIND OUT!
But seriously, if there’s any JROTC cadet out there reading this that hasn’t really made a presence here with it yet, I invite you to post to the JROTC tag. Even if it’s just a picture of you or your unit doing color guard or something simple like that, it’s a great way to meet other cadets.
weLP IM A DISAPPOINTMENT AND A BACKSTABBER TIME TO GO IN THE CORNER OF SHAMEEEE
my current favorite thing to do is whenever I walk into a class I yell “IM HERE QUEER AND READY TO GO HOME” and see how many people say “same” or “me”
You know when you have multiple songs stuck in your head so your brain makes a remix mashup type thing
Or is that just me whoops lmao
More Zodiac Compatibility here!
Name mood board for Stellamaris -Pastel
New title: Lunch ladies’ favorite queer
When someone asks you your greatest fear and you say your JROTC instructor when he’s angry.