Fetus

Ohana means squad and squad means no one gets left behind.

[zthomsson12]

sometimes you're the hammer, sometimes you're the nail // a day to remember

[zthomsson12]

[zthomsson12]

I'm at that point in summer where I have to avoid social media so people think I actually do stuff.

[zthomsson12]

6 foot 7 foot (w/: Chrish) #EditRanked

[bleutempete]

Thanks, google.

[zthomsson12]

As you were

That awkward moment when someone misspeaks and you say "as you were" and they act like you're the one who misspoke.

[just-a-fanxox]

When I meet my favorite band

[zthomsson12]

ROTC struggles

When you're excited for ROTC to start again but you just know your first PFT will be horrible

[sleepwalk3rs]

Sometimes you’re the hammer, sometimes you’re the nail - A Day To Remember

[psychadeloc]

©

[zthomsson12]

When someone asks you your greatest fear and you say your JROTC instructor when he's angry.

[degraves]

Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes

[zthomsson12]

American Beauty/American Psycho

Irresistible: tRUMPETS IM SO PUMPED

American Beauty/American Psycho: I feel like I could run a mile while listening to this song

Centuries: Literally the most overplayed Fall Out Boy song ever....Imma still listen to it tho

The Kids Aren't Alright: No, we're not, and it's all your fault

Uma Thurman: Surf guitar sample + summer beach vibes

Jet Pack Blues: Quite possibly the most heartbreaking song on the album

Novocaine: The Phoenix's older, hotter sibling

Fourth of July: This song is about Mikey Way let's not even kid ourselves

Favourite Record: That one high note that made me actually fall out of bed once

Immortals: "What the fuck even are the lyrics to this song" -Patrick Stump at some point, probably.

Twin Skeleton's: I'm pretty sure the low notes killed me

[psapfos]

ADTR Tattoo

[surprisebitch]

when your fave releases new music

[tyleroakleyismyqueen]

why do girls go to the bathroom together

to keep out the creepers trying to sneak a peak into the girl bathroom while your peeing

to have a feeling of security

to have a place to talk where the boys can’t hear

to have someone to help with either your hair, outfit or makeup

to gossip in safety

to cry in safety

to talk about the hottie in your algebra class

to get away from the forever judging society filled with antifeminists for a few moments

to tell each other you look like sluts and need to tone down the cat eye and pull up your shirt without the chance of other people hearing

to tell a secret

possibly because you both have to go to the bathroom

[goldmatisse]

Also to rap battle

[troyetroyetroye]

To sacrifice the males

[clownhowell]

To have lesbian sex

[ofxmicexandxmanda]

Because Hermione got attacked by a troll, Ginny became possessed by Voldemort, and Katie Bell was hexed when they went to the bathroom by themselves

[periodicfable]