Anyone seen my boyfriend?
...oh. That...umm...that changes things...is that everything? Was he fighting with anyone?

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Anyone seen my boyfriend?
...oh. That...umm...that changes things...is that everything? Was he fighting with anyone?
Anyone seen my boyfriend?
I’m pretty positive he last was in our kitchen. And I assumed he went out after making breakfast, but I really don’t know.
Okay...did he take anything with him? His phone, keys...?
Anyone seen my boyfriend?
Some of them, sure. I.. don’t think he’d forget to tell me. It didn’t look like that. Plus, he always tells me because he knows I worry.
Well, is there anything else that you know? Like, what he has on him, where he last was..?
Anyone seen my boyfriend?
I didn’t want to say it like that, but I suppose so.
Well, missing people are found all the time, right? Or maybe he went somewhere and forgot to tell you?
Anyone seen my boyfriend?
The last time I actually saw him.. Tuesday. Tuesday night. But he was still home Wednesday morning. I think. No, I’m pretty sure.
So...he's...he's missing?
Anyone seen my boyfriend?
..I didn’t lose him per se, he’s just not home.
When was the last time you saw him?
Anyone seen my boyfriend?
You know, the charming British one?
Might be lost in a bar. Or somewhere contemplating the meaning of life. At least I hope that’s what it is. If found, please return to me.
Wait...you lost him?
I had a really weird dream
Yeah, I’m pretty sure you probably saw that in one of those shows.
I seriously doubt it.
I had a really weird dream
If they’re giving you creepy nightmares, they’re not that great.
They are though! And it was a lot better than the dream I had about a guy in a pink bunny costume stabbing me in the head.
I had a really weird dream
You should probably cut back on those cop shows and such. Just a friendly warning.
They're quality shows!
I had a really weird dream
Hey, hey. It’s fine. It was just a dream and it will never happen in real life. I’m not letting anyone take you, okay?
Yeah, yeah, I know. It just freaked me out...thanks Jayden.
I had a really weird dream
Well, then it’s good you’re not in France.
Yeah, I would say so. It was scary...like, for part of it I was trapped in some sort of cargo thing and then I got out and i was on a roof in Paris!
And then I was locked in a cage...it was...*shudders* I never want to have that dream again.
I had a really weird dream
I was kidnapped and taken to Paris...it was odd.
Ugh!
You could always take his trash to his room and see what he does with it.
...Good idea!
Ugh!
Alright, alright, stop with all the girly little whines and moans of protest. I’ve been in this place long enough, sweetheart, and seen everything you kids have done, whether you realized it or not. Can’t be too careful nowadays.
I don't think you really have to worry about it, Kaleb, I really don't. Or me, I'm fine.
Ugh!
Maybe that’s why he doesn’t clean.
Hmm, I think you're right...but I don't want to suffer because of him!
Ugh!
So, let me get this straight—you’re living under the same roof as another boy your age, who is not related to you. Fantastic.
Anything I need to be concerned with, darling?
Ugh, Kaleb! He's like my brother! He even calls himself my brother! And he has a girlfriend. Trust me, there's nothing to be worried about.