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maggie, 23, she/they

[o-fantasma]

by the time u’ve finished reading this sentence twenty seven innocent words will have been absorbed, suffocated, and killed by the warm embrace of ur Understanding

[memewhore]

[may12324]

Plate, chainmail, swords, and straps ⚔️

[ozempicofficial]

[shetheyslain]

Are we all having a jiggly bouncing Saturday?

[loveridden1999]

in a way i am my own dead wife

[threedollarsdotcom]

the flesh is weak and the mind? also not so strong

[exitchorus]

not even a passing reference to our dear orestes right? nothing on the family? this must be some small consolation!

ORESTES MENTION COUNTER: 2

GOOD PARTS OF CHRISTOPHER NOLAN'S THE ODYSSEY COUNTER: 2

[exitchorus]

I lied: scene where eumaeus was just throwing puppies off a cliff and Odysseus stops him and goes "wait i want this one" (argos) was funny as hell

[boycorruption]

sorry for using :3 while sexting do u still want me

[iphigeniacomplex]

anthony fantano acting like an arbiter of culture is so funny because the biggest impact he has had on my life was that one comment on his fetch the bolt cutters review calling him a misogynist

[iphigeniacomplex]

i would honestly call this lifechanging like i became a more honest writer after reading this because i realized i didn't have to care about men's reviews. she said the word rape and you were scared!!

[fuckedelf]

Ethnic fusion

[fuckedelf]

Hamburg & Nuremberg

[xekstrin]

Something to keep in mind…. building muscle is so hard people compete to see who can do it best. If you’re a woman worried about “getting bulky”, i promise you that you cannot achieve that physique by accident. Now go lift weights to increase your bone density & protect yourself from osteoporosis and improve your insulin resistence and eat a fiber + protein dense meal with some carbs to refuel and fat for satiety + energy 🫵

[xekstrin]

trans women this goes double for you especially the part about eating 🫵 you are not immune to your bones becoming tapioca in your old age pick up the weights and the fork sister we’re all gonna build our new bodies if i have anything to say about it

[konoko]

*sexting* I want to take care of you

[pr0digus]

What does this mural mean? Is this Proverbs 30:33 or are they just churning EVIL butter that sends you to HELL?

[childsacrifice]

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[achillesinhighheels]

my sexual fantasy Is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me