4:20

[teathattast]

[princesstigerbelle]

He like it

[charlesstilezmysterydiners]

I’m crying

[kaijuno]

1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN

[ya-boi-encijan]

Someone reuploaded it to a porn site and I’m not kidding.

[surprisebitch]

goodbye

[tiktokstowatch]

[not-buggy]

Customer: *Squilliam voice* On your lunch break, Squiddy? Employee: *Squidward voice* Squilliam Fancyson from band class?! Customer: Still playing the cash register, are we? *Squilliam laugh*

[tastefullyoffensive]

This works for me. (via chapmanchapman)

[guy]

how many eye contact until date

[shortvideosandstuff]

[dirtymlpconfessions]

[slightmood]

caught the bae sleepin

[luminoldoll]

now why would u waste a perfectly good pizza:(

[slightmood]

that “waste” happens to be my wife getting her beauty sleep. think before you speak

[tipsymaple-blog]

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

[cocaineteas]

me posing for a pic:

[lindirs-gaze]

which tolkien character has the fattest ass

[gay-pippin]

[true-king-of-monsters]

I mean they’re outta line but they’re right…..

[bax16]

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

I said what I said

[lipstickluchador]

[what-grace-has-forgiveness]

yeah i would pay money for this post

[turing-tested]

[kinglyqueenie]

[cute-animals-only]

[captainsblogsupplemental]

[animal-factbook]

[toastbutteregg]

[eggpuffs]

[toastbutteregg]

[earthdad]

when you’re just having one of those days