[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[freakasaurus-rex]

"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock

[spaceodyssie]

valuable life skills 101 with stephanie

[angelgemy]

"Oh, time won't let this heal so I guess I'm stuck here."

[punkrorschach]

the legally blonde mentality isnt just for law students. u can bring that attitude with you into every field of work. be the whimsical force of positive change. wear that neon outfit. snaps for us all.

[punkrorschach]

this post was inspired by my boss telling me she couldnt "take me seriously" in a pair of dinosaur print overalls. sorry i have two degrees and a dope wardrobe. you dont need to take me seriously but You Will Take Me.

[black-quadrant]

OP's an inspiration. bring on the whimsy movement!

[1five1two]

[httpshayley]

I would have followed you my brother, my captain, my king.

[o0kawaii0o]

Meeting Icchan! 🐙💗

[rafterdarkr]

why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees

[socialmaya]

[dalenthas]

I love that this joke works in English even though it's not written in English.

[bard-like]

[what-even-is-thiss]

This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

[spacebubblehomebase]

✨ Gee, Bruce. I wonder why.🤔✨

-Bubbly💙

[jakeperalta]

not using AI genuinely feels like the rest of the world is experiencing some kind of mass amnesia. if someone says they never use it, the immediate response is that can't be true because "everyone" uses it to write their emails or answer their questions. saw a comment suggesting that not using chatgpt to write an essay is "like the 90s". girl I graduated in 2021 and we weren't doing that! how is it that everyone has suddenly forgotten that they were entirely capable of doing these things all by themselves for their entire lives up until the past few years!! am I going crazy!!!

[to-orrr]

here are some more cats 🍓

[quakerjoe]

[jpeg-dot-jpeg]

all this talk about Bruce staying beefy to carry his kids and Jason and Bruce being the only ones who can lift each other bc of all the muscle mass but i believe in my heart of hearts that Dick Grayson could and Would do it. and immediately fuck up his back. saving their lives, screwing around, WHATEVER, he would haul their huge asses over his shoulders as long as needed and then be like '🙂🙃🙂 i am so fine. i am great. dont worry about me lying motionless on the floor. thumbs up.' then he lies motionless on the floor for 14 hours.

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

I will regret this and shouldn't make wheels at 2am but

This tumblr sexyman is your son!

Are you proud of him

yes!

somewhat

I shouldn't be but yes

No

NO.

I'm disowning him

I am scared of him

Results

Voting ended onJun 24

(sorry if your favourite is not in this poll, I went mostly off the contenders from this year's poll and the classics)