Celestial

I regret every decision I've ever made.

[celobster]

My guard instructor said I can’t perform tomorrow unless I get my shit together and I’m really scared

[celobster]

Honestly i wish this would happen now. Freshman Celeste had everything senior Celeste dreams of.

[celobster]

straight girl: so my boyfriend and i-

me: boyfriend? oh...that's cool. to each her own, that's what i say! my uncle is straight.

[botanize]

[thelibraryisnowopen]

When I'm being really dramatic

Me:

My BFF:

[whinybaby-deactivated20140906]

[2ndsong]

is it just me or when I really really really like someone, I don’t pay attention to anyone else like idk no one is as perfect and I don’t wanna flirt with somebody that isn’t them

[odinsblog]

Good analogy is really good.

[greelin]

idk why wearing someone else’s shirt or sweater or jacket is so satisfying and comforting but it is

[seattlegayy]

This is so true

[fuks]

[dateagirlwhosuggestions]

Date a girl who will cuddle with your sweater all night long because it still smells like you even though you haven’t been together in far too long

[happy2bsmiling]

[d0nn0]

[weavemama]

TRUMP’S INAUGURATION VS THE WOMEN’S MARCH

[reanimateobjects]

I picked up a worm, and it wrote something in my hand with a tiny pencil. Unfortunately it was too small to read. An autograph? A spell? An angry note?

[sake-pls]

@reanimateobjects I’ve decided to line up with their writing and whatever they wrote appear to be…. phallic. I don’t how to break the news with you, but, I think that worm drew a penis on your hand…. Congratulation?

[reanimateobjects]

Ooh! Thank you for this valuable contribution to the field of worm linguistics and/or art. It is still unclear to me if it’s meant as a rude message to me, if it’s just putting its tag there, or something else. Further research is needed!

[anraich-deactivated20181203]

I think the idea of it being a penis is anthropomorphism. I mean, the worm doesn’t have a penis itself, nor proper eyes with which to see one. No, I’m afraid this is something far more interesting: a self-portrait. You have been touched by an aesthetic annelid, and now your life will never be the same.

[reanimateobjects]

Now I will forever try to communicate with all the worms I find, but I worry that I’ll never meet this one again.

[rollerskaq]

My name is Werm I liv in ground And thru the darck I skwirm around

The peepl tell me All the tym I’m farr too yuck With too much slym

But I think Werm Is gud to be. I find a styck

I draw a me

[ruinedchildhood]

[wordsnquotes]

the courage it took to get out of bed each morning to face the same things over and over was enormous.

Charles Bukowski, “The Freeway Life” (via wordsnquotes)

[filthyprotozoan]

DO NOT KISS A GIRL  WHEN SHES MAD i am so tired of media portraying this as a good way to end an argument okie when ur partner is mad and yelling at u do not just kiss them to shut them up and make up okie how about u just fucking listen to your partner when theyre trying to tell u somethign