Haught Damn!

God made Adam and Eve, so i fucked both.

[vanwizard]

college graduation was a success i think

[hitmewithcute]

A chipmunk napping on my grandmother’s cat

[fruitsgardens]

this looks so warm and good I wish I was that chipmunk right now

[thebootydiaries]

[sugarmage]

[bellringermal]

[thyrell]

[fendalan]

Way too funny not to share

[ms-demeanor]

[micdotcom]

Do this four times repeatedly and you’ll be out. But how does it work? There’s some real brain science behind it.

[discoverynews]

We’re trying this tonight!

[askragtatter]

It’s about time someone got around to uncovering all the cheat codes for this “human being” software. It’s only been out for like 10,000 years.

[queenofsabah]

?????????????

[potatogestapo]

I’ve used this technique for about a year, and I can safely say that it has efficiently transformed my sleeping habits from several hours of struggle to fall asleep, to passing out in a matter of minutes.

[rewritethis-story]

It’s a form of Alexander Technique. It’s a technique that was designed for actors to keep their body in ready working condition and give it the best way to perform. This is the method used to calm, and center the body. Once the body is at that point it can perform anything you want it to.

[queensimia-deactivated20181215]

Reblogging for later reference after I tried it earlier today to try to calm down. It actually does help a lot, not just for sleep but if you have problems with anxiety.

My default mental setting is “vibrating intensely in the background.” After doing this, I felt noticeably calm and relaxed - I wasn’t as fixated on my breathing, I wasn’t tense, my movements weren’t jerky and I didn’t feel like I had to be as tense as possible to be under control. 10/10 would recommend.

[orikomi-deactivated20181216]

me gonna try it

[aconitvms-deactivated20171225]

dont wanna reblog but insomnia is a bitch for some ppl so heres for my mutuals having trouble sleeping.

[chateauofmymind]

friends to almost-lovers to enemies to a friendship resurrected with lingering love and lingering wounds that can either be carefully bandaged or left to fester

[shittinggold]

[princessbubblinee]

[wegmans]

[creating-tabs]

Oh, take me back to the night we met…

[tikkety-tok]

He's our king

[tiffanarchylives]

white boy summer getting an early start i see

[amishsicario]

love how that lady in the bg doesnt even notice him

[reniadeb]

[sky-bears]

@smol–jelly I can’t-

[miyku]

me after 3 hours sleep 

mother : are you all right? me :  

[astrodickology]

Weird girls suffer more than marines

[riot-dog]

*neighs sadly then gallops away*

[andromeda3116]

ok this is a good april fool's joke

[brokebackboys]

yall know so much about astrology

[willow]

We’re all just making shit up as we go

[awkwardlesbianparisgeller-deact]

yall know so much about astrology: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo we’re just making shit up as we go: Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces 

[felinekin-deactivated20160804]

wheres capricorn

[cirex22]

Wheres capricorn: capricorn

[seadeepspaceontheside]

When you’re trying to start reactor.

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[touhouweed]

dip your tits in cement for a new experience

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[alycia-and-flowers]

Lexa and Clarke Kiss Scene - The 100 (2x14)