even a worm will squirm

nic || 25 || lesbian || she/they/he

[rigorwhoretis]

my first words were “$20 on pump 3 and a pack of marlboro lights please”

[e-102]

you were this baby

[allosauroid]

Found the most forlorn looking lil guy on iNaturalist the other night

[allosauroid]

the lil guy in question

[creepymutelilbugger]

[littleguysdaily]

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

alternatives to “i want to die”:

i want things to change

i want a different life

today was a shitty day/week

i don’t want to live like this

i want to be somewhere else in life

i’m not where i want to be yet

+ much more

[3l1zzy]

Here's a few that I started to say because I thought they were funny so I was more likely to use them!

Wack

Unfortunate (can be shortened to unforch)

Sub-par execution

I would prefer the opposite of this, actually

Not a fan of this approach

Not very cash-money

[vivi-llain]

countess 🙇🏽‍♀️🙇🏽‍♀️

[bruntalism]

[hawfstuff]

Cannonball

[shoeboxgoblin]

Rejection sensitive dysphoria is wild. Someone will be like “hey just so you know the thing you did was a little bit loud/uncomfortable/insensitive but it’s ok I know you didn’t mean it” and my brain will instantly translate “you should be shot”

[ajani]

The fun other side of this too is when you are afraid of making other people feel that way so you just let shit go 90% of the time even when it’s reasonable and valid to make a comment/critique/etc

[knitmeapony]

letter from a mother of a gay man. sent to ONE magazine, 1958.

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This post was flagged as adult content and the original poster was deactivated so I'm bringing it back.

[whistlenotes]

[ad-wills]

[feralghouls-deactivated20240225]

[szeretemacheddart]

done

[sacred-portal]

[cryptonature]

I have to assume that in the fullness of time, at least once, a mouse has used a mushroom as an umbrella.

That’s enough to keep me going.

[phantomchick]

@cryptonature​​ Man do I have good news for you!

Also! Bonus frog!

[bigratbastard]

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

holy fuck twin boo boo horn attack instant fatality

[strangepoyo]

[thememedaddy]

[catchymemes]

I felt like you guys will appreciate this

[soupwife]

*something minimally embarrassing happens on a light hearted tv show*

me to myself, covering my eyes with a blanket: "don't worry baby it's not real, it's only actors. In real life embarrassing things don't actually happen"

[musashi]

not everyone is either butch or femme actually. That's a false dykeotomy.