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step one: replace entire personality with open, festering wound

step two: contort absolutely all stimuli in my environment to relate to the my wound in some manner, ideally one which justifies random acts of unbridled aggression and vengeance

step three: marry a girl with generational wealth

campyvillain

i see it so i See it I see Thart with me EyeBals

when i see it i Look at it Put my eyes on it with My sightballs I look with my look balls and see It so in front of me

i see it with my eyedbarls

evilvillain123456789

step one: replace entire personality with open, festering wound

step two: contort absolutely all stimuli in my environment to relate to the my wound in some manner, ideally one which justifies random acts of unbridled aggression and vengeance

step three: marry a girl with generational wealth

blackwila-owo

Phainon fall asleep and then chimera come to lie down around him like cat bathe in the sun

sunburnt-brian

drag-on-dra-goon

very endearing to me though that they still made the effort and had a pejorative for if you were one of the 15 people in japan who actually were xbox dickriders

bro you're literally a follower of the box. you're letting the box corrupt you. you're letting it dictate your lifestyle decisions and moral values. your kids are gonna talk about you like you were running the fucking waco compound in the name of the box.

akunek

Phainon inspired by a popular reference

rivertigo

having a crush is wrong and isn’t natural

nokia7373

not100bees

Okay I know the quote tweet is supposed to be ridiculous but that is how people talk. I have seen people talk exactly like that. That is not even a ridiculous exaggeration of how certain lefty types talk.