[sloppystyle]

[theslowesthnery]

anyway i looked up the post about seeing your grandma's boobs and tumblr has deleted the screenshot of the story where the finnish dude says that americans are "like that" because they haven't seen their grandma's tits

good job tumblr 👍

[antarctic-octopus]

[theslowesthnery]

there it is!

my comments on that post were (sorry for shamelessly copy-pasting them):

american attitudes about nudity are fucking wild, and the worst part is that because they're american, they just assume that everyone everywhere thinks the same. i will never forget seeing people on a left-leaning, progressive site saying that families bathing together is creepy and gross and clearly a sign that something is wrong with the family, that they'd never seen their siblings or parents naked and would in fact rather die. meanwhile to this day i bathe and go to the sauna with my sister and mother and have been bathing and sauna'ing with various family members - and even strangers! - my whole life. but yes, can confirm, seeing your grandma's tits as a child does you good, and not just because it teaches you that "beauty is fake and temporary", but because it broadens your ideas about what beauty even is in the first place. my sister and i used to spend our summers at our grandma's house by the countryside and frequently bathed and went to sauna with her. we saw not just her breasts but also her flabby skin, her moles and liver spots, her body hair and varicose veins, and we didn't see any of that as weird or ugly because they were a part of our grandma who we loved very much. and when we see those things in other people - ourselves included! - we think "well it wasn't ugly on my grandma's body, so why would it be ugly on anyone else's body?". it makes you much more understanding and "forgiving", if you will, towards the completely normal bodies of strangers as well as your own body.

[merchantarthurn]

happy april foold everyone did you know about………………… bofa

[merchantarthurn]

haha… bofa them 

[o-kurwa]

Russian car mod

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

Based

[nerdvanaxi]

I guarantee that whatever car mod you expect to see going into this is not going to be what you get

[onlytiktoks]

[hedwig-dordt]

a reCAPTCHA will not request a sequence of keys, and what to do if you got scammed

[elamarth-calmagol]

I dont know that I would have recognized that

[coruscanttojerusalem]

Fake CAPTCHA scams trick users with “I’m not a robot” tests to install malware and steal data. Learn warning signs and how to protect yourse

Real source that's not a tiktok video added.

[dwinkus]

peasant visionary: & then it stood before me, a towering wheel of flame that beheld me with 10,000 shimmering eyes!

me: idk man it still sounds like an ocular migraine

peasant visionary: #MyGrain

[eminemisnotverytalented]

[catshatefire]

This whole fucking post is a rollercoaster

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know how it is with Skyrim

[the-big-mood]

In 1997, local television in Kharkiv accidentally filmed one of the most iconic rave moments in history.

[ruinedchildhood]

[sar-kalu]

✨️ The Enrichment has Enriched! ✨️

[tuckedinbugw]

Nothing like holding my love

[arcane-gold]

when he’s strong and fast and also fresh from the fight 🫦

prints

[ladythedrunken]

can’t even watch this show every time he’s on screen i start drooling

[dyke-uncle]

Photo by Marc Mol / Caters News.

(source)

[dyke-uncle]

“The baby hippo was clearly not used to the red and yellow oxpeckers on his back,” Mol says. “It was only a matter of 10 seconds or so before the little guy had had enough. […]"

Hippos and oxpeckers generally have a symbiotic relationship in which the birds eat ticks and other types of parasites from the hippo’s body — the hippo gets free grooming while the bird gets free food.

In this case, however, it seems the baby hippo hadn’t yet gotten the memo on its feathered friends.

[throwupgirl]

finn starwars we will never forgive those movies for what they did to you. i saw your lightsaber. i saw your force sensitive. i saw your secondhand chanel boots that unbeknownst to all of us were put in the thrift store bin by luke skywalker but you rock them twice as hard.

[the-uncanny-dag]

[shinladyanarki]

You can block those.

Go to your account settings, and scroll down to "content you see".

Type and save the username/tags/site url, with quotations if its a more than one word. Also put "wordpress" on the list as well. That nukes about half of those sponsored ads. The rest will have to be shoot on sight.

Also get "rethink dns"

https://www.rethinkdns.com/

if you have an andriod phone so you can block the generic ads on the domain/ip level.

44 ip rules and 25 domain rules so far.

[a-cuntof-cuntblr]

[cenn3]

Fun (mostly dirty) facts about Dunk canon to the book (spoilers!!):

-Is a virgin at least up until The Sworn Sword that we know of, so around 2 years after the trail of the seven. There's no mention if he had been with a girl or not yet in The Mystery Knight.

-A year before Ashford meadow a barmaid taught him how to kiss. She had to sit up on a table to reach his lips and his ears burn when he thinks about it.

-When he was around 15/16 Ser Arlan decided he needed to visit a brothel but got too drunk and passed out, Dunk was too nervous to remind him of it the next day.

-He thinks about Tanselle often and even went to Dorne for almost 2 years to try and find her. The only other woman he is shown to be attracted to past initial appearance is Lady Rohanne, a warrior Lady with good archery skills. She has freckles, and he wonders if she has them all over 👀

-Upon getting slapped by Lady Rohanne, hard enough to split his lip, his first thought is to give her a spanking. Afterwards he got flustered thinking about how she had touched him, even if it was just a slap lol. He dreams of her that night, shooting him full of arrows while naked. He ends up kissing her as a farewell at the end of the book and taking a lock of hair as a token.

-He cant read nor can he swim. Egg tried to teach him to read once but he wasnt able to learn much. He is embarrassed by this.

-Attracts both male and female attention frequently.