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[hollanderthoughts]

Wait…. 😳 there’s a way out?

[hollanderthoughts]

Fuuuuuuck me. It’s through? And that’s the only way? Fuuuuuuuck dude

[redstonedust]

crazy how quickly dust accumulates. i should be allowed to put my trinkets on a shelf and not touch them and they remain in perfect condition forever. dont even get me STARTED on the inside of a computer. why do i have to brush your teeth. youre technology.

[clevercorvidae]

im already seeing people saying "oh i bet queenie pegged kinger" but tbh i feel like thats such a boring and obvious cope for a het ship atp. i think they were way more weird and cringe than that actually. i think they did corny and extraordinarily sincere dress up roleplay. i think kinger dressed up as a bug for her and she was hella into it. get weirder people.

[gayvampyr]

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

[lycanthropicture]

i love a show that gives ME what i want. not the audience. im not the audience. im specialer than the audience. i have wants that are better than the audience. yeah. i said it. im better at watching television than most people. i get what i want and if i dont then the show is bad. write this down.

[connyhascontrol]

"I beat the game in 30 hours" okay but did you explore the map to find spots that look pretty? did you put your characters in silly little outfits? did you try the mini games? did you let the characters become friends? did you have fun? did you have fun playing your game???

[pressworksonpaperblog]

from “baths”, 1987.

[hollowerror]

*echoing down the hall* welcome back to a gaaaame changer

[adhdedrn]

He’s been here the whole time.

[kaijuno]

[yossyislandd]

[manlymothman]

[infectiouspiss]

everyone line up i've got one bottle of testosterone gel and there's 17,000 of you i'm about to pull a move not seen since jesus did the bread and fish glitch 2000 years ago

[menherafag]

I'm **remembers i owe the public no personal information** 17cm tall

[albva]

They should let you vomit a black sludge and when you are done you feel better about yourself. Also the black sludge forms into an evil clone you can make out with.

[mousegirlheart]

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

[ashyrvir]

It’s real

The legends were true

[geyfrog]

Used to be Italian but now I’m just ian because she took it al in the divorce

[egberts]

I really can’t believe we all grew up together on this goddamn bitch of a website

[bibiopic]

[louchie]

A detective tied up bondage style from the red strings on his cork board