preference: them getting their wisdom teeth removed
-this girl can’t stop yapping
-she’d talk about anything and everything, from the state of the economy to turtles.
-“..and thats why Denmark is in stage 4 of the DTM! Oh! That just reminded me of this cat video I saw yesterday…”
-now, you love ocean, really, but your ears are seriously bleeding
-you’re resisting the urge to ask the nurses to put her back to sleep when ocean looks towards you with wide eyes.
-“coconuts have water in them.”
- you’re terrified when ocean speaks again
-“you remind me of a rose.”
-did she just reference the great gatsby? is that a compliment?
-noel is sitting in the chair, silent, when he finally speaks up.
-“I have something to tell you. I’m gay.”
-“i know! I’m your boyfriend!”
-“I have a boyfriend?Really?”
-you nod, “Yes!”
-noel is in shock and points to his mom
-“mom! I have a boyfriend!”
-his mom is recording the whole thing “I know!”
-Noel is in tears “he’s so pretty!”
-now when any nurse or doctor walks in he’ll point to you and say
-his is really similar to Noel’s
-you're stroking his hair when he smacks your hand away
-“stop! I have a girlfriend!”
-“Misch,I’m your girlfriend.”
-his heart rate monitor beeps faster
-“you’re so pretty, like a princess..but you don’t have a crown. You need a crown!”
-he starts sobbing uncontrollably as he tries to reach out to you
-“Mischa, stay in the bed.”
-you end up stealing his hat as a “crown”
-he later proposes using a box of bandaids he found in the doctors office
-Ricky’s lying on the bed reaching out to the ceiling
-when you ask him why he simply signs “space.”
-Ricky is now doing math in his head
-it doesn’t make sense to him
-he points to everything in the room
-“no.”
-he even asks if your car is a tiger
-“no, rickster, its not.”
-“but it sounds like one!”
-penny is staring at you, blinking rapidly
-“did they take my tongue?”
-“no penny, sweetie, it’s still there.”
-she feels around in her mouth and pulls out the bloody gauze
-“oh my god they DID take out my tongue!”
-you have to force her to put the gauze back in
-she screeches at him like he’s a demon
-“GET AWAY FROM ME YOU MONSTER!”
-poor ezra, he’s just standing there like the 🧍emoji
-she is extremely delusional
-when she first came out of anesthesia, she was acting like she was flying
-like moving her hands around
-“I can see my house from here!”
-and then when you’re starting to walk out of the room
-“ok, so oceans parked outside to pick us up.”
-“ocean? which one? can I swim in her?”
-you’re just about to reach the entrance
-Constance full on face plants
-and she has the happiest smile on her face
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i am absolutely terrified of anesthesia
