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this is an artistic rendition of my irrational fear of a head that attacks only under the cover of the very loud toilet flush in the scary top floor bathroom at the hospital and how i exited the bathroom when i decided to flush and run as opposed to my normal method of flushing and putting my back to a wall

cyberfights

took pics today at work to show common attack patterns and defense strategies that i employ

#pinning this because it’s my favorite post #because it’s actually the most relatable post I’ve ever seen on tumblr #I used to scream as a kid when toilets flushed and would run as fast as I could out of bathrooms #and I still run a little bit to this day

thecryptkeeper

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

bestcoversong

Round 1

Pick the cover song you like better.

If It Makes You Happy* by Michael Cera Palin

I Love New York** by Casiopea

Remaining time: 3 days 8 hours

Vote solely on the cover versions, NOT the original songs.

Original artists included for clarification purposes only.

* originally by Sheryl Crow

** originally by The Steve Karmen Big Band

#whoever submitted Michael cera palin I am kissing you on the mouth

bestcoversong

Round 1

Pick the cover song you like better.

Stockholm Syndrome* by ERRA

Heart of Glass** by Dolly Parton

Remaining time: 2 days 9 hours

Vote solely on the cover versions, NOT the original songs.

Original artists included for clarification purposes only.

* originally by Muse

** originally by Blondie

#proof people are going off big names for this cuz dollys voice is awful in this song lol

segamascott

mosquitogirl

fidel castro in the sierra maestra, during the early days of the cuban revolution

letterful

animusrox

Breaking Bad + No Context (Part 13)

bippus

OK Can I just say something? *unending harrowing silence*

swarnpert

mao zedong shirt in the live action scooby doo movie

twistedpictures

dudes online used to spend 72 hours on photoshop uninterrupted editing people’s faces to look scary and we called the finished product some shit like jeff the killer and put him in spirit halloween and on wikipedia These days you open tumblr and top of dash is a 42 note edit of jerma’s face so fucked up looking that it could’ve been used to texture a corpse in a y2k valve game and you get a little nauseous and otherwise just keep scrolling. and this is known as “a tuesday

arlo-maintenanceman

Like this?

#the bottom right one is making me fucking cry luahfing it’s 4 am

cheaphalloweencostume

a defining feature of the SAW universe has to be just how catty everyone is even in the face of imminent death there is no situation too precarious for a read of the only other person in the room/trap