Normal About Jonathan Sims

peren | 26 | they/them icon source: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/42380134

[cercini]

WHY DID THEY EDIT HIM LIKE THAT

[adultlikers]

[porksweats]

e me a mail

[fortooate]

make the attachment a pic of a snail

[jumpingjacktrash]

give me two gifs

of critters in clover

[nuclearcarrots]

then photoshop them on the CLIIIIIIIFFS OF DOVER

[laurasinele]

I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.

[sr-roto]

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[amazoogle]

tuesday status?

[cognitohazardous]

yup. its tuesday 👍

[amazoogle]

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

[liarsblade]

Making "oog. Waugh. 🥺" kinds of noises after being reminded of a very basic fact about blorbo I already knew

[makingtrouble]

It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good

Highlights include:

For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.

Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.

[makingtrouble]

Actually I've decided this is a poem

[makingtrouble]

This is getting notes so let me just say

Himb 💞💝💘💖💞💝

[some-oc-questions]

if your oc had a heart locket or something similar that they carried with them, what kind of pictures would they put inside?

[coughloop]

My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?

[mycoins]

i will come kill him with my demon blade

[coughloop]

Sometimes I worry you like the demon blade more than you like me

[ravioliet]

fish love me women also love me!! everyone love me!!! yayy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tatumsdrawing]

This is getting scrapped from a small comic, but I liked it so I’m posting it as a doodle

That’s Martin’s hand 👀

[tatumsdrawing]

Opinions on long haired (ponytailed maybe) Gerry Kaey?

I was truly going to draw him with hella long hair, but then this little puffy bob came out and I loved it too much

[dooandpoo]

~ clitoral hood ~

[thebluewhalejester]

Here is my fourth submission for @creatingblackcharacters ‘s Melanin Beam Challenge: it’s Luz Noceda! Sorry I don’t have much more aside from an unfinished sketch of Willow, and also another unfinished sketch. I really wanted to do more before today but my motivation to draw anything that wasn’t my OCs PLUMMETED out of nowhere. I’ll definitely finish those sketches, it just won’t be today 💔 sorry Ice, I tried

Anyways, here’s the main bad boy herself! I had a lot of fun rendering her! I think I had the most fun drawing the second expression, just cus I love drawing cartoonishly exaggerated faces in comparison to my otherwise simply detailed style lol

Alt ID provided by: @anistarrose (thank youuu! ^^)

[proteusolm]

for hire: hard working pebsi peeling crew of 3.

[drops-of-universe]

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

[sdijfisjijijaijdfij-deactivated]

this girl ate only purple go-gurt for 10 years of her life and this is what happened.

Slurp on my ‘gurt.

Cause you know its purp.

Put me in the dirt.

Put me in a shirt.