Normal About Jonathan Sims

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[cercini]

WHY DID THEY EDIT HIM LIKE THAT

[certainly-april]

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

[grimoiremanifest]

❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.

The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"

- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.

[potted-plant-official]

hsve

[grimoiremanifest]

🗡 Your left leg took 99 Pig Damage!

🗡 Your right leg took 99 Pig Damage!

❤️ Your health is in critical condition...eat a 🍎 Healing Apple to restore it!

🗡 Your left arm took 99 Pig Damage!

🗡 Your right arm took 99 Pig Damage!

🗡 Your torso took 99 Pig Damage!

❤️ Your health is fucked. There's no hope for you!

🗡 Your head took 99 Pig Damage!

❗️You have died! Cause of death - 🐗 Hog Swarm

"yea u prolly should make fun of big pig's speech impediment. where he says s insteas of A sometine. seems unwise idk" - Sun Tzu

[cercini]

im doing another one

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[meatgrinder-0]

[dogpuppy]

[crabussy]

I have an assignment due in an hour but I just had a MARVELLOUS idea for an eridian oc. I can spare 5 minutes surely........

[crabussy]

that was 20 minutes. oops. regardless. do you see my vision. imagine her scuttling at you sideways okay

[freesiadotcom]

*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere

[confusedsplagebbi]

41º43'32”N, 49º56'49”W

[freesiadotcom]

THE TITANIC?????

[lychgate]

Has anyone seen the giraffe lamp at ikea

[lychgate]

Hes allowed on the table

[lychgate]

Were watching sumo together

[lychgate]

Here imea giraffe lamp, it's your turn on the donkey kong

[localxenospores]

most inspired i have felt in weeks

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[goodgirl-inc]

[sophiesalacia]

[williamrcrichton]

[blackdykegirlblogger]

ik pride is all ppl think of when june hits but i also wanna say HAPPY CARIBBEAN AMERICAN HERITAGE MONTH BITCHES ‼️‼️‼️

[springthenerd]

Surely THIS is his rock bottom. Surely he can't go lowe- JONATHAN SIMS WITH THE STEEL SHOVEL??

[galactic-mayhem]

had a dream about a shitty pulp 70s/early 80s horror flick about salmon, like this little town in the woods by a river that salmon went through to get to their spawning grounds flooded and the whole town was flooded and the salmon would literally jump people and kill them, and the salmon were very clearly puppets or animatronics like jaws and lowkey i wish it was real

[frycekseuthanasia]

lwk gave up on this so its kinda rushed

close up cause i like the hair

[baleful-meat-worm]

jon if they let him have anything at all (au/postcanon design)