I know what I'm doing here, but I don't know why

I'm Jordan, I like math and bad puns, among lots of other things. This blog has *absolutely* no theme to it, jsyk.

[hyenaswine]

the girls are fightinggggggg

[hellenhighwater]

It turns out you can just make? Butter mints?

Thrilling, tbh

[hellenhighwater]

Resippy

[hellenhighwater]

I know this says stand mixer, but this is very much doable by hand. The dough is roughly the consistency of play dough and can be shaped however you like-- and you can also substitute flavors out, if peppermint isn't to your taste. (Start with a small amount and taste test; some flavors are more overpowering than others.) This is one of very few recipes that's doable even without a proper kitchen, since it doesn't need heat at all. It'll last at room temperature about as long as regular butter will.

[s1ncewelastmet]

lines from today’s walk

[walk-up-songs]

Katie Ledecky absolute freak ass...I honestly think she's my favorite Olympian

[walk-up-songs]

My favorite thing among the many amazing things about Katie Ledecky is that she should be Michael Phelps level annoying. Her ego should be so big that everyone can't stand her. She should be out here talking mad shit about her competitors with an ego about the size of the moon. And her ego is huge probably but she's so fucking funny the way she goes about it. Woman gets out of crushing the 1500m, where the swimmer from France started crying with joy bc she placed second, and the interviewer is like soooo Katie, what were you thinking about for 15 minutes? What drove you? and Katie is barely out of breath, just like oh I was thinking about my boys...they hate training with me...their frustration drives me...I love them :) shout out to my boys 🙂 and then leaves. I think I am in love with her frankly.

[glacialrelict-deactivated202603]

there's this story of her back in 2016 when she started her first year at uni... apparently, the professor asked all the students what they did over the summer and Katie just said 'i achieved some of my goals 🙂'

[autistic-af]

One of my favourite pop culture useless pieces of information that I know is the fact that trends in horror movies can tell you about the general fears of the world at any given time in cinematic history.

[autistic-af]

Sorta!

1940s - You have people still alive that remember Jack the Ripper, you have the Axeman of New Orleans and two world wars. The classics are being made for shock escapism and dark stalkers are also popular (usually trusting people turning out to be the enemy).

1950s - post-nuclear bomb. Giant monsters, or unknown blobs are the trend.

1970s/1980s - modern era begins, and serial killers are becoming known and prominent. Slasher films are the trend. The Cold War also drives the fear of invasion, so a few alien films come out in this time.

1990s - a horror movie lull, and lull in wars and disturbances.

2000s - fear of invasions and biological warfare. Zombie movies become the trend.

[autistic-af]

Here you go! It's just a random article, but it's a fun starting point. It outlines the ideas better than what I did above. Fears, politics etc all play a role.

Film has always been a reflection of our society. When world events occur or certain beliefs become widespread, they naturally shape our per

[log6]

first rule of software development is just deploy that shit baby

[wizardhecker]

Sometimes you hit a certain age where a switch in your body flips and you MUST go goblin mode on a salad or you will die. The herbivores instinct kicks in

[secondlina]

Happy Crowy Yule! It's a reall whose who of Yuletide.

[comradesaucegay]

every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself

so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead

now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here

the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family

eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again

[comradesaucegay]

and so it begins..

[voxiferous-deactivated20171119]

i was not fucking ready for this photograph

[drtanner]

I’m NEVER ready for the fucking photograph, holy shit.

[chutzpahchesed]

she's so real for this.

for context, her original post:

[chutzpahchesed]

this is a response she got btw:

[sparrowlucero]

the last flock of the great north american dragons

[fortunelowtier]

the only redeeming quality of this year's game awards was flute guy having a different instrument in every shot he was in until eventually he evolved to his final form where bro was playing The Doohickey

bro was playing the Gigaflute

[mintytrifecta]

[aftout]

The only tiktok trend that matters is people filming those easter chickens and then going “who did ____ without permission?” and one of the chickens is so fucked up and its obvious who the answer is and the intro to You Gotta Move by Mississippi Fred McDowell is blasting

[aftout]

LEAVE THESE ANIMALS ALONE!!!

[cerebruhm]

You know what flat feet, months of dancing, and walking duck-footed will get you?

Fractured sesamoids! In fact, I fractured the same bone in *both* of my feet (and walked on them for 9+ months), making me an *extra* special and unique lil patient

[secondlina]

KAPOW!!!!!

[everybody-loves-to-eat]