Homestuck x Reader Headcanons but I rate them on how they kiss
John - Very eager, maybe a bit overwhelming! Cradles your face or jaw in his hands and just dives in! Just. NEEDS to Hold You while he gives you smooches. Usually always smiles into the kiss, laughs as he pulls away. His kisses usually last a while, and leaves you breathless. Loves to nuzzle your noses together either before kissing or directly after. Affectionate boy 💙💙💙 10/10
Rose - Her kisses are soft and slow. Presses up against you slowly, until you're making full contact. Likes to hold onto your arms or waist. Though, sometimes she's more chaste and leaves you wanting more. She's got full lips, perfect for kissing! A bit cold, though. 9/10
Dave - INCREDIBLY nervous. Too nervous to initiate things, even, you might have to take the reins at first. Melts into the kiss, and sighs into it. It takes him a while to get truly comfortable, but when he does, he loves to hold you and take things slow. His touches are incredibly soft. Feels more like being kissed by a ghost than anything. 7/10
Jade - Very excitable!!! Loves giving kisses willy-nilly!! Forehead kisses, cheek kisses, the works!! Loves to pull you into a kiss and just press into you, before breaking away and peppering kisses across your face. Is super giggly and happy the whole time. 9/10
Jane - VERY bashful at first. Starts off with quick cheek kisses, blushing the whole time. It takes a bit for her to warm up to kissing you on the lips - she's just so nervous! She's so gentle with you, even when giving a smooch. She doesn't want to smother you. You can feel her nervous smile against your own. Very soft and smoochable lips. She might pull away too soon for your liking, though. She can't handle it! 8/10
Jake - Has no idea what he's doing! But also won't let that stop him. He might get too big for his britches and just. Try to mush his face against yours like he's seen in comics and on TV. There might be some drool. You'll definitely have to help him out, but he's an eager learner! 4/10
Roxy - LOVES!!!! KISSING!!! God, she just. Loves romantic shit!! Kissing you is a dream come true!!! She loves pulling you into an embrace and smothering you in kisses. Sometimes it's hard to kiss her back because she's just smiling so hard! Loves to hold you and gets really handsy, maybe too much? She's just really happy and a bit touch-starved. 8/10
Dirk - You're gonna need to initiate things, full stop. Dirk is INCREDIBLY touch-starved and desperate for affection, but is just so terrified of fucking things up or making you uncomfortable. Freezes up when you kiss him, before just. MELTING and just audibly sighs into it. Needs to hold you more than anything. He doesn't really get too deep into a kiss, as he never wants to force you into something. 6/10
Karkat - Has no idea what he's doing, has never done this before. Really shaky and nervous, blushing like a madman. Might act a bit annoyed or snippy to distract from how out of depth he is. The first kisses are really short and chaste, with Karkat pulling away almost the instant your lips meet. Just give him some time and be patient. Eventually, he'll learn to keep calm and relax into kissing. 6/10
Aradia - Smiles into kisses. A bit giggly. Also, surprisingly chilly? Loves both chaste and deep kisses, but does the former more often, if only to tease you. Like to cup your chin or jaw as she pulls you into a kiss. For deeper, longer kisses, she loves to dip you. Also loves leaving lipstick marks all over your face. 9/10
Tavros - Really, really shocked and nervous… You? Want to kiss him? Pinch him, he must be dreaming! You'll have to help him through the motions, and reassure him if he gets nervous - he hasn't had the best experience with… People trying to kiss him in the past. Really tense and visibly nervous the whole time, but is trying his best. Probably prefers cheek-kisses or forehead-kisses more than anything. 5/10
Sollux - Doesn't really… Like kissing? But, will do it for you. Though, that isn't too say you should expect anything grand. He'll give you quick pecks on the cheek or lips in passing, but not much else besides that. Don't get him wrong, he loves you! Kisses just aren't really his ThingTM. 2/10
Nepeta - SMOTHERS you in kisses!!! Will tackle you just to give you smooches all over!! She's just wants you to know much she loves you!!! It might be a bit overwhelming, though, and it might feel like she's trying to swallow you whole. If you ask her to take it down a notch, she'll begrudgingly agree, excusing her actions as just wanting to show you how much you mean to her. 7/10
Kanaya - Much like Rose, her kisses are usually more chaste than anything else, but will last longer, if you ask her and so desire. There's just something you find so graceful about her, even when she's planting a smooch on you. And, as much as she hates to leave a mess, she loves it when your face is dotted with lipstick marks. It really tickles the more possessive side of her. 8/10
Terezi - There will be drool. Full stop. It is inevitable. Her kisses aren't so much kisses, rather than… Full-blown sloppy makeout sessions every time. Really uncoordinated and sloppy, but, considering Terezi, it might be purposeful? Also, at some point, she just stops kissing entirely and starts licking your face. 1/10
Vriska - Kissing is a rarity for her, and only done when she really, really, reaaaaaaaally likes someone. So, consider yourself l8cky! Vriska's smooches usually don't last long, but are full of force and power. Loves to just grab you by the scruff of your clothes and lay one on you. She more often than not leaves you breathless, and she'll use that to tease you. 7/10
Equius - Probably doesn't kiss you a lot. He's terrified of hurting you, even if he's being as careful as possible. If he isn't being incredibly gentle and careful, he could easily hurt you! And that thought makes him even more sweaty, which, besides getting your jaw broken, is something you'd rather not feel during a kiss. The most you'll get is an extremely quick peck, which feels barely like a kiss at all. 0/10
Gamzee - Really silly and goofy during smooches. Prefers to cuddle while doing so. Loves to hold you in his arms while he peppers kisses all over. Though, he doesn't shy away from deepening kisses, either! After all, he IS a fan of sloppy makeouts ;0O Takes things soft and slow, and always makes sure you're comfortable! 9/10
Eridan - Not very experienced and kind of in disbelief you like him enough to kiss him? Really gentle and affectionate and sweet, but looks kinda goofy while doing it. He just, scrunches up his face and shuts his eyes and leans in. Makes up for it with enthusiasm. Very soft fish lips. 8/10
Feferi - Super affectionate and excitable!! Would probably kiss you all the time if she could!!! Loves to hold you in her arms while she gives you smooches. Does it all over, too - your lips, cheeks, forehead, neck, collarbone, shoulders!! Might hold you a bit too tight, sometimes she forgets her own strength when she gets lost in the moment. A bit overbearing, but she can't help it, she loves you so much!! 9/10