Let The Hunt Begin!!

Lame-o smite blog, Cernunnos is muh boi __________________________ Time turns on the Sacred Wheel, Spring to Summer, Summer to Autumn and Autumn at last to Winter. Cernunnos was there at the shaping of the wheel, born of the womb of the All Mother before Gods were Gods and the land was shapeless. This wheel is not of his making. He is both master of it and slave to it, transforming with the seasons like the world beneath his feet. He bears a heaving metal torc around his neck as a permanent pledge of loyalty to this cycle of life and death that only he can drive.

[nyxatnight]

TSUKUYOMI, GOD OF THE MOON, ARRIVES IN THE 7.8 UPDATE

FULL 7.8 PATCH NOTES

[cernuknows]

Cernunknows knows again

[westsaintpaulpanerawhore]

send me a 🍒 if u would date me + a reason why?

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All of the ridiculous “why can’t we have platonic dates” posts always make me so mad because there is nothing, absolutely NOTHING stopping you from going out with your friends. Believe it or not, friends go out to eat and go to the movies together. They go bowling, they go to the beach, they go shopping together, they LIVE WITH EACH OTHER, and literally no one will consider it romantic because that’s a common thing that EVERYONE DOES WITH THEIR FRIENDS, you fucking nitwits!! Go the fuck outside!! Make some goddamn friends! And fucking delete your Tumblr because it is so obvious that you people lose touch with reality so fucking fast on this website.

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Turn Your Sound On !!!!

[willowofthehearth]

@she-who-treads-on-water

[magic-and-moonlit-wings]

If I understand correctly, these are ceramic bowls floating in a pool of water, possibly in a cave because it’s echo-y, and the clinking sound is them bumping into one another. Like wind chimes, but … water chimes?

[insanefastone]

yo, i saw this in person over the summer! it’s an art installation!

the piece is called clinamen v.2, created by Céleste Boursier-Mougenot and included as a part of the Soundtracks exhibit in the moma - i saw it in san fran, and this photo is from a showing in new york:

the exhibit is a large shallow pool filled with white ceramic bowls in varying sizes. the bowls are pushed around the pool by a gentle current, and the sound created as they hit each other is somewhere between a wind chime and a haunted bell.

i sat there for a solid ten minutes just watching the bowls move around while listening to the sounds they made. it was absolutely hypnotic…

Soundtracks runs in the san fran moma until january 1st 2018, and i absolutely recommend going if you can. many of the exhibits play with sound in 3D spaces, and there are some truly wild contraptions on display.

[babyanimalgifs]

what a BEAUTIFUL BOY

[marvel-is-ruining-my-life]

[medusay-what]

Not gonna lie but those of y’all who are egging on minors to post facts about their sex lives, real or not, is fucking weird and borderline pedophilic. Thanks.

Addition: if anyone actually wants to try and disagree with this, you’re a fucking creep.

[blondberserker]

hey you know what, this is a huge problem in the community. leave minors alone, and minors stop whoring yourselves out. please. 

[the-writer-is-always-write]

One day there’s going to be an Avengers movie without the unabashed wit of Tony Stark.

One day there’s going to be an Avengers movie without the caring leadership of Captain America.

One day there’s going to be an Avengers movie without the playful innocence of Thor.

One day there’s going to be an Avengers movie without the scientific know-how of Bruce Banner. 

One day there’s going to be an Avengers movie without the bada$$ery of Natasha Romanoff. 

One day there’s going to be an Avengers movie without the simple charm and humor of Clint Barton. 

One day there’s going to be an Avengers movie without them. And I’m not ready. 

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No

[shadyrican]

i’m weak.

[surprisebitch]

im screaming!!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The Curious Case of May Parker

[dr-archeville]

It’s happening in the cartoons, too:

Aunt May (and Ms. Lion) from Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends (1980s)

Aunt May from Spider-Man: The Animated Series (1990s)

Aunt May from The Spectacular Spider-Man (2000s)

Aunt May from Ultimate Spider-Man (2010s)

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

True facts: Every time Peter’s uncle Ben dies in the latest origin story May absorbs the life force left over from his remaining years and uses it to rejuvenate herself

Uncle Ben dies over and over again to keep her young

[neverthere12345]

[cernuknows]

Superman ice cream is the shit tho

[projectqueer]

A lesbian was badly injured after 5 men brutally beat her

They shouted anti-lesbian insults at her before they attacked.

A lesbian couple was beaten up by a group of five men in what police are calling a hate crime. Sabrina Hooks, 26, and her girlfriend Morgan were eating at a Jack in the Box in Los Angeles on October 29 when the group of men walked in and started insulting them, calling Hooks “dyke” and making fun of how she was dressed.

“They said, you know, I’m a dyke and I’m gay and, you know, I had to keep my ‘hoe in check’ and just… for no reason,” Hooks said. Then the altercation became physically violent. “The big guy who walked in first came from behind me and knocked me out for a little bit,” Hooks said. Then the four other men joined in and kicked Hooks.

The women say that no one at the restaurant tried to help them or called 911. Morgan had to rush her girlfriend to the hospital herself. Hooks was left with a bruised face, a missing front tooth, and possibly permanent damage to her left eye.

“It makes me want to cry every single time I look at her,” Morgan told KABC.

Police say that they have not made an arrest yet in what they are investigating as a hate crime. They said that the victims gave good descriptions of the aggressors, and there is security camera footage to help identify the attackers.

A GoFundMe page has been set up to help Hooks with unplanned medical and dental expenses.

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can men please die

[smokedankmemes]

An elderly woman plays GTA V

[fuckingspacecow-deactivated2015]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

[planesexualpilot]

(( IT’S EVEN BETTER BECAUSE SHE’S BRITISH ))

[kenkit]

OH. MY. GOD.

[devonbragg-art]

never reblogged faster in my life

[sparrow30]

Is nobody going to point out that she appears to be on a personal vendetta against British Gas???

[cernuknows]

Hmmm i think i will have some mercy on the goat man 1-60

1. Are looks important in a relationship? I would be lying if I said it isn’t important, but it’s for sure not the most important.2. Are relationships ever worth it? Of course3. Are you a virgin? Hopefully not for very long lol4. Are you in a relationship? nah im currently a single pringle 6. Are you single this year? I was single since may of this year if that’s what this means.7. Can you commit to one person? Absolutely, cheating is disgusting.8. Describe your crush.  Brown short curly hair, pretty eyes adorable voice. Wont work out tho cuz of a certain reason.

9. Describe your perfect mate  Cute voice, funny, sarcastic as i am, willing to put up with my horrible jokes, has tattoos and likes hockey. Thats the “perfect” mate not the one im expecting. 10. Do you believe in love at first sight? I do, it happened to me once.11. Do you ever want to get married? For sure, my end goal  is to start a family :)12. Do you forgive betrayal? In terms of cheating betrayal, no because if I can’t trust that person  to not do that then i can’t trust them at all. But thats just my opinion.13. Do you get jealous easily? ngl i do14. Do you have a crush on anyone? Yes but it’s not gonna work out and iv’e faced reality with that so its fine.15. Do you have any piercings? No but I might get my ears pierced. Not sure yet.16. Do you have any tattoos? No but i am for sure getting several.  i adore tattoos with a serious passion.17. Do you like kissing in public? One of my most romantic moments was kissing my SO in the rain in public so yea.20. Do you shower every day? Indeed21. Do you think someone has feelings for you? Ik people that do,(not to sound like a  dick its just truth with some ppl).22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? idk maybe?23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? For sure24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? I hope but who knows.25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year? If it’s the right person yea but I’m not gonna rush into anything without knowing first.26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? Yes27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you? Yes28. Have you ever been cheated on? Not really29. Have you ever cheated on someone? No and it was very easy fyi to those who say “its hard”30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body? Nah I like how I look31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? Yea32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? Yea for sure33. Have you ever had sex with a man? Nah34. Have you ever had sex with a woman? Nah35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? If 4 months older counts then yea36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends? Yes37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? Yes38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? Yea39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? Yea 40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? Yes41. Have you had sex so far this year? No42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? 3 mins maybe idk i havent kept track.43. How long was your longest relationship? 3 years44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? Iv’e had 545. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013? 246. How many times did you have sex last year? None47. How old are you? 18 years old 48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? I would encourage them to be with the other person cause it would make me happier that they were happier. ofc it would hurt but life moves on and ppl change.49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? I’m currently single.50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? I would say you have nothing to be sorry about and you should move on cause times have changed.51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? Yes 52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why? In terms of relationships yea and cause we just dont talk anymore.53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? Nah54. Is there someone you will never forget? Yes 55. Share a relationship story. In one of my relationships we would sometimes sneak out of our house and go to a nearby canal to watch the sunset together. Kinda cheesy but it was special at the time.56. State 8 facts about your body. Slim, tall, longish hair, dirty blonde, tan, blue eyes, white, look kinda like a surfer.57. Things you want to say to an ex. Hope you’re doing well and your anxiety and depression has calmed down. 58. What are five ways to win your heart? Be kind, trustworthy, fun, have tattoos, like ice hockey lmao 59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!) Below is a kinda recent pic of me 60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners? My longest age difference was 9 months.

[threetimesthedawn-blog]

Anonymously message me (3) things you want to know about me.

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Q&A Time

Let’s get to know each other! Answer as many as you can to me privately.

1. Are looks important in a relationship? 2. Are relationships ever worth it? 3. Are you a virgin? 4. Are you in a relationship? 5. Are you in love? 6. Are you single this year? 7. Can you commit to one person? 8. Describe your crush 9. Describe your perfect mate 10. Do you believe in love at first sight? 11. Do you ever want to get married? 12. Do you forgive betrayal? 13. Do you get jealous easily? 14. Do you have a crush on anyone? 15. Do you have any piercings? 16. Do you have any tattoos? 17. Do you like kissing in public? 20. Do you shower every day? 21. Do you think someone has feelings for you? 22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? 23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? 24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? 25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year? 26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? 27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you? 28. Have you ever been cheated on? 29. Have you ever cheated on someone? 30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body? 31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? 32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? 33. Have you ever had sex with a man? 34. Have you ever had sex with a woman? 35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? 36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends? 37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? 38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? 39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? 40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? 41. Have you had sex so far this year? 42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? 43. How long was your longest relationship? 44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? 45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013? 46. How many times did you have sex last year? 47. How old are you? 48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? 49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? 50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? 51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? 52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why? 53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? 54. Is there someone you will never forget? 55. Share a relationship story. 56. State 8 facts about your body 57. Things you want to say to an ex 58. What are five ways to win your heart? 59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!) 60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners? 61. What is the first thing you notice in someone? 62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? 63. What is your definition of “having sex”? 64. What is your definition of cheating? 65. What is your favourite foreplay routine? 66. What is your favourite roleplay? 67. What is your idea of the perfect date? 68. What is your sexual orientation? 69. What turns you off? 70. What turns you on? 71. What was your kinkiest wet dream? 72. What words do you like to hear during sex? 73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? 74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? 75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? 76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? 77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? 78. What’s your dirtiest secret? 79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why? 80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? 81. Who are five people you find attractive? 82. Who is the last person you hugged? 83. Who was your first kiss with? 84. Why did your last relationship fail? 85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

[searchforskinny]

Please ask me these!!

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Q&A Time

Let’s get to know each other! Answer as many as you can to me privately.

1. Are looks important in a relationship? 2. Are relationships ever worth it? 3. Are you a virgin? 4. Are you in a relationship? 5. Are you in love? 6. Are you single this year? 7. Can you commit to one person? 8. Describe your crush 9. Describe your perfect mate 10. Do you believe in love at first sight? 11. Do you ever want to get married? 12. Do you forgive betrayal? 13. Do you get jealous easily? 14. Do you have a crush on anyone? 15. Do you have any piercings? 16. Do you have any tattoos? 17. Do you like kissing in public? 20. Do you shower every day? 21. Do you think someone has feelings for you? 22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? 23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? 24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? 25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year? 26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? 27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you? 28. Have you ever been cheated on? 29. Have you ever cheated on someone? 30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body? 31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? 32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? 33. Have you ever had sex with a man? 34. Have you ever had sex with a woman? 35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? 36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends? 37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? 38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? 39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? 40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? 41. Have you had sex so far this year? 42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? 43. How long was your longest relationship? 44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? 45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013? 46. How many times did you have sex last year? 47. How old are you? 48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? 49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? 50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? 51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? 52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why? 53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? 54. Is there someone you will never forget? 55. Share a relationship story. 56. State 8 facts about your body 57. Things you want to say to an ex 58. What are five ways to win your heart? 59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!) 60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners? 61. What is the first thing you notice in someone? 62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? 63. What is your definition of “having sex”? 64. What is your definition of cheating? 65. What is your favourite foreplay routine? 66. What is your favourite roleplay? 67. What is your idea of the perfect date? 68. What is your sexual orientation? 69. What turns you off? 70. What turns you on? 71. What was your kinkiest wet dream? 72. What words do you like to hear during sex? 73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? 74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? 75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? 76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? 77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? 78. What’s your dirtiest secret? 79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why? 80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? 81. Who are five people you find attractive? 82. Who is the last person you hugged? 83. Who was your first kiss with? 84. Why did your last relationship fail? 85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

[searchforskinny]

Please ask me these!!