I kinda wanna campfire how the plot would actually go in the Cynastor timeline cause I think they're more playful and more than a bit childish compared to canon Alastor
E 1 - I can't quite think of what could be different here, except maybe the resolution and special of the commerical Alastor makes is better than in canon but I'm not actually sure he'd even make one because he's not here to work, he's here to try redemption, maybe Vaggie does such a bad job it offends Alastor's sensibilities and he offers to help, but Vaggie doesn't trust him enough to take it until the end?
E 2 - Pentious has survived all the battles with Al because they're fond of him for sure, plus the eggs are cute, maybe Al wants to play games with Pentious, the most tenacious opponent they've ever had, more then Vox because Vox runs away when he can't cheat with more people against Al and that's gotten boring over the decades
E 3 - Al for sure is not giving the eggs back without some kind of deal, maybe Vaggie decided to give them to Al after noticing how Al babies them?
E 4 - uhhh Al wasn't in this one lmao but maybe Al has morbid curiosity about Human Things and this one (the porn) she hasn't seen much of in her last life and just hadn't bothered paying attention to it happening in Hell until she got "a brand new friend" who has sex as his job? Idk
E 5 - Al hates Lucifer on sight because he reminds them of the Elliots for sure, maybe they wonder if he's ever locked Charlie up in chains in the basement like Master Elliot did to Tessa
E 6 - Al follows the gang to the club?
E 7 - taking Charlie to Rosie to rally a cannibal army is either gonna go well or Not So Well depending on who's on the leash I think
E 8 - Adam is for sure dead by Alastor's hands, either he wins the battle immediately as soon as Adam shows himself or Alastor is nerfed somehow to make him still get hurt, because Cyn is so overpowered with the Solver abilities OH WAIT MAYBE HE MADE A DEAL WITH CHARLIE IN THE PILOT THAT HE WONT USE HIS FULL POWERS UNTIL CHARLIE TRUSTS HIM NOT TO USE THEM AGAINST THE HOTEL BUT THEN CHARLIE FORGOT TO GIVE HIM PERMISSION TO GO ALL OUT DURING THE FIGHT BECAUSE SHE GOT FROG BOILED INTO TRUSTING HIM OVER THE SIX MONTHS AND FORGOT TO JUST *SAY* THAT THE TERMS OF THEIR DEAL IS DONE AND THATS HOW HE GETS INJURED AND WE GET SEASON 2 I'm not mad sorry for the all caps I got excited :3
E1 - he's vibing and arguing with Lucifer, petty pranking him maybe because they're both near equal power?
E3 - she'd want to observe to keep "her friends" safe during Vox's bullshit I think
E4 - we'd really need to hammer in the details of the deal here because I can't think of any reason how Vox would get them prisoner if not because it was in their plans to be
E5 and 6 are basically a background bonding montage with the other two Vees, maybe a fashion show with Velvette, I'm sure Vox is overheating from the horny seeing Al look so pretty in all the dresses and suits Vel puts Alastor in
E7 has Vox losing so many braincells I'm sure, Al has him wrapped around their finger
E8 could be when Charlie finally realizes Alastor needs to hear that he's trusted enough to have his full power and then I have the mental image of Alastor snapping his fingers and making a black hole to eat the energy from the cannon that Vox tries to shoot at him, then does the hand motion above his head and slightly behind him to summon the Absolute Solver abilities and reverse the polarity of said black hole and use it to fire back the same beam of holy light right back at Vox (also Cynastor doing that "let me in let me in let me in let me in let me in let me in let me in" bit while tearing Vox's guts open and nibbling on his wires before shok.wav got called in), and ALSO when the cannon is overloading he could do what Uzi did and eat it
Okay here’s how I think the plot will go. Since Cyn!Alastor is a guest rather than a facilities manager, the episodes with less of his presence will have more instead.
Pretty much the same. Except Cyn!Alastor wasn’t gone for 7 Years when they came across Charlie’s Interview.
Charlie’s musical number and her fighting Katie Killjoy was so chaotic and funny that Cyn!Alastor was very entertained.
But what really interested them is the Princess’s idea for a Hotel to redeem sinners and get them to Heaven. It was such a novel idea! They simply had to try it!
So they arrived at the Happy Hotel, and despite having the door slammed in their face twice, happily greets Charlie and semi-threatens Vaggie.
They inform them that they want to sign up as a guest and when asked for their reasoning Cynastor replied truthfully that they were curious and wanted to see if it’s possible.
Charlie is ecstatic to have a new resident but Vaggie is skeptical. As a gesture of good will, Cynastor summons a bar and two of their souls, Husker and Niffty, to help out.
Charlie’s excitement manages to sway Vaggie so she relents. Cynastor proceeds to sing a reprisal of Charlie’s song when an explosion interrupts.
Cynastor was the teensy tiniest bit upset by the interruption and proceeds to lightly “play” with the airship until it explodes and Pentious and the Eggboys blasts off into the sky.
Cynastor happily chatters about making dinner though after said dinner Charlie and Vaggie bring Angel and them over and explain about doing less violent acts.
While Angel is barely listening, Cynastor is excited for the challenge/handicap and even offer a deal where for as long as they are a resident of the Hazbin Hotel they won’t use their full power unless they are given permission.
Charlie almost rejected making a deal when Vaggie quickly shook Cynastor’s hand.
According to her, better her to strike the deal than Charlie.
Episode 1: Cynastor interrupts Charlie’s narration of “The Story of Hell” and excitedly drags her to the lobby to show her a surprise.
The surprise being a commercial made by them and Niffty. Unfortunately while the puppets were very well made, the dialogue wasn’t as encouraging as Charlie would like.
Vaggie rejects it and points out the flaws while Charlie gets a call from her dad.
When she excitedly goes to the meeting, Vaggie decides to make a new commercial herself which doesn’t go well for the same reasons in Canon.
Cynastor playfully mocks her saying that it’s not so easy is it. Vaggie then points the camera to Cynastor but the glitching and interference was too great so it fried the camera.
Cynastor then laughs and leaves.
Vaggie tracks them down and demands a new camera. Cynastor merely tuts and asks for the magic word. Vaggie points her spear at them and Cynastor mocks her pointing out that Charlie will be so disappointed that Vaggie was threatening a guest over a simple camera. Oh my should she tell her or not?
With that threat, Vaggie puts away her spear. Cynastor pokes that Vaggie was quite rude and that it’s not their fault the camera broke. Vaggie pointed it at them.
Later when Charlie comes back, the group are watching the original commercial when it gets interrupted by the news.
Episode 2: Cynastor is chilling on a balcony, having a tea party with Niffty when something crashed into the lobby wall.
Turns out it was Sir Pentious and his Eggboys again.
Cynastor was excited! Most of those they beat down stay away after the first time but this one rebounded quickly!
Like a cat, they “played” with the blimp for a while until the snake man came crashing down.
Cynastor was in a good mood until the snake man ripped a piece of their dress which causes Cynastor to knock them far into the sky.
When Vox starts his song, Cynastor can hear it from the Hotel and decided to “play” with the picture box.
Cynastor decimated Vox in the airwaves and chills ran down everyone’s spin as their bell-like laughter echoed throughout the air.
When Sir Pentious arrived claiming to seek redemption, Cynastor was excited cause it was the second time he rebounded and even faster this time!
Cynastor happily chatters to Angel Dust how excited they are to have a sturdy friend to play with!
Later when Pentious repents for his subterfuge, Cynastor finds the spy watch and sends over a signal headache to Vox.
Episode 3: A week later, Cynastor is at the lobby and offers to take the Eggboys off Vaggie’s hands and bring them with on their outing.
They fake listening to Vaggie’s request about getting rid of them and decide to keep them.
During their stroll to Carmine’s territory, Cynastor meets Zestial who they greet enthusiastically.
They both stroll into the elevator with Cynastor instructing the Eggboys to stand guard. Frank slips through though.
Cynastor is cheerful and peppy but pouts a bit when Carmilla denies any curiosity.
The meeting is interrupted by Velvette who throws an angel head on the table. During Carmilla and Velvette’s song, when no one was looking, Cynastor started munching on the angel head with Rosie.
When Carmilla ended the meeting, Cynastor got curious and sent Frank over to eavesdrop.
When Frank came back, Cynastor was delighted to find out about the Angelic Steel’s ability to harm angels.
Both Cynastor and the Eggboys come back to the Hotel but when Vaggie tries to give back to Eggs to Pentious Cynastor refuses even going so far as to run away with them.
Episode 4: Background shenanigans as Pentious tries to convince Cynastor to give him back his Eggboys.
Episode 5: Cynastor and the rest of the Hotel residents watch Charlie spiral until Vaggie suggests to call her dad.
After Charlie calls her dad, Cynastor helps decorate the Hotel in their favourite dapper style and lends their poppets to help in the kitchen.
When Lucifer comes he doesn’t automatically blurt out an insult about the bar, but awkwardly tries to complement stuff which coincidentally something Cynastor decorated.
This excites Cynastor and they enthusiatically greet Lucifer and drag him around to show off the rest.
(Sorry I’m running out of steam for this Ask. I’ll leave it at this)
