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Xuebing Du

oozey mess
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Love Begins
KIROKAZE
dirt enthusiast
RMH
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

Product Placement
Not today Justin

titsay

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Kaledo Art
Game of Thrones Daily
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Misplaced Lens Cap

if i look back, i am lost
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@certainsongobject
there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you
@prouvairesverse
Maruchan-branded socks
I think these are manifesting at the dollar tree
here at the sandwich shop, we’ve started to notice some people who are new to sandwiches aren’t used to meat and cheese between two slices of bread. they find this practice strange and confusing. that’s why we’ve decided to cut the bread out all together. from now on, we’ll just serve slices of meat and cheese on a plate.
we know that many of our loyal sandwich shop customers have been coming here for years to buy our delicious sandwiches. but some people don’t “get” sandwiches, and we need to try and appeal to them with an easier-to-understand meal format. we will no longer be serving sandwiches. all of our food will just be cold cuts on a paper plate. we love our customers and appreciate your understanding <3
Yes we know Craig's Cold Cuts down the street does cold cuts better than we do and has millions of customers. That's why we need to switch to cold cuts, to get their customers. We hope that our long-time sandwich loving customer base will be patient in this transition to cold cuts and welcome the certain influx of Craig's Cold Cut customers who will surely come here to enjoy our worse cold cuts with you, our sandwich-deprived customer base, whom we value so much.
Some night time doodles I made instead of sleeping
Noelle is so obviously dealing with emotional neglect it’s insane
Her dad is in the hospital, her mom is cold and never around, she is apparently getting raised by her computer (as evidenced by Queen wanting to take care of her/keep her safe in Chapter 2), all while she is dealing with the death/disappearance of her sister, a time in a kid’s life where they need to have the presence of parents or caretakers or literally anyone to develop in a healthy way
SHE DOESNT EVEN HAVE A KEY TO HER HOUSE!!! SHE HAS TO WAIT OUTSIDE FOR HER MOM TO LET HER IN!!!
Me when im a child who is developing healthy ideas about my self worth and what love looks like
I can't quite explain it, but Clue (1985), The Princess Bride (1987), Galaxy Quest (1999), and Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023) are all the same genre
They aren't a spoof (roast) or a love letter (tribute), but a best man's speech; an expression of love with a gentle ribbing on ocassion.
BORN MARCH 16TH 2026
DIED MARCH 17TH 2026
REST IN PISS SHITASS NEW REBLOG SYSTEM
Teach your children to appreciate nature and love their bodies and most importantly, to keep an open mind towards things and people they don’t understand.
[tumblr] is a beautiful website where all kinds of people come to diversify their echolalia
never fall for 'fun gang hates tenna' propaganda. that is their combat uncle
guncle (gun uncle)
Skeletor has forever destroyed our ability to come up with voices for skeleton characters.
this is like saying NASA has forever destroyed our ability to wonder what it's like on the moon. like we can still use our powers of imagination if we want to but the question's pretty much fucking settled.
Caesar has grown too ambitious and knives are flying in the senate! Select a trio of coordinates below and click (keep reading) to see how you contributed to his assassination!
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