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[littledeviantsworld-deactivated]

Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online? Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence.I would never have been this happy!!!...

[in-your-wall-s]

@siriuslyobsessed394 I’m so glad I saw you and thought you were funny and started talking to you

[siriuslyobsessed394]

NO REAL OMG @sage-black-or-remus-lupin-90 MY DIVA TY FOR BRINGING ME TO WALLS I WILL THANK YOU PROFUSELY IF YOU EVER COME BACKKK

[artemisiamasterofnone]

Many friends but shoutout to @flyerguardian and @jacksfoxevangeline today

[flyerguardian]

Awwwww thank you<3333

This applies to literally all of my friends on here y'all are so cool vjksnfjwidqjd but speciaaaaal shout out to my ogs @caravalxjurdan240 @itzursafespace @wrensvoices <3333

[caravalxjurdan240]

OMFGGG THANK YOUUUU

@artemisiamasterofnone @itzursafespace @wrensvoices @booklover5111 @colourobserver @stories-i-guess @obsessivebookwormalert @obsess-over-ink-on-dead-trees @zais--doll--mine--expo @imjusthereforthecake LOVE Y'ALLLLL

[itzursafespace]

THIS IS GENUINELY THE SWEETEST THING EVER 🥺

TYYYYYY

@athreadofroses @flyerguardian @artemisiamasterofnone @feellikeasadsong @wrensvoices @obsess-over-ink-on-dead-trees @fawnbunny01134 @feellikeasadsong @xcruelprincessx @writingprincessblog @wordslikepoisonn @misdollie @aurora-reads-books @bookaddictedrose @b3anieperson @charlieloveshughbiggs @future-muse @jamezplayzmc @phantomfandoms491 @rainydays-5 @throneofem @the-silent-romantic

[artemisiamasterofnone]

omg ME? tyy

We havent talked much so im surprised...

@obsessivebookwormalert @amir-of-choccymilk-elias @caravalxjurdan240

[amir-of-choccymilk-elias]

wait what

@privygrid @zeta-finnish @killer-offical @ebulatheduck @raccoon-go-bweh @the-lotus-files @alastorscuntologydegree @anonmous-offical @obsessivebookwormalert @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical

[privygrid]

aww love you too amir

@viktorscuntywaist @the-girl-who-lives-in-delusion13 @cyxnmoon @kasane-poteto-chip @randomfandoms47 @welltimedtumbleweed @aixtra @ebulatheduck (sorry you got tagged twice)

yall are the first ones that came to mind ily all

[randomfandoms47]

@oh-no-love-youre-not-alone @privygrid @without-you-without-them @literallyjamesfleamontpotter @apcqlypse @3lectracuted @kasane-poteto-chip @gowaniios @the-girl-who-lives-in-delusion13

[3lectracuted]

Aw omg ily too

@laced-in-ruin @maliciouslittlewhiteboy @sootandspine @ghostlynocturnalspirit @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @bluecookiesbutterbeer @kissrosier @mlupinn @silvert4bby and many more

[b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m]

MWAH ILY

@darlingmylovethatsmurder @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @viscountessnila @7975348473 @rara3swhimsy @darknesswrappedinfallcolors @vivaciousmessypixie @kissrosier @mlupinn @laced-in-ruin @maliciouslittlewhiteboy @fictionalsimp09 @lex-marks-the-spot @huckleberrysigh @randomlittlewhatnots @emotional-traffic-cone @evil-twink-reg @thestarsshineevenwhenhidden @urfavsherlockholmeskinnie @sspadfoot @poetscherry @leninthestarlight @space-girliee @bartysgreenstripofhair @miniaturespirestorm AND ALL MY MOOTIES <333

[randomlittlewhatnots]

Awww <3

@a-chance-of-raine @abs0l3m @sootandspine @printer-reads-505 @werewolfadmirer @timdrakescaffeinesupplier @sidequest-official @dishonorable-poet @foxysbred @laced-in-ruin @cryinconstalations @makeitfast9052 @twixxystick and all my beloved moots whom I cannot remember the exact handles of or am lowkey too scared to tag :)

[foxysbred]

That's so sweet! We didn't even interact than mutch but thank you !!

@themaliciousfarfadet @rosiervalentine @wafflesanddonuts @awhimsicalwhirlwind @disney-girl1 @patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @rara3swhimsy @trans-regulus-black

[disney-girl1]

Awww tysm (★^O^★)

ALL MY AMAZING MUTUALS...I'LL TAG JUST A FEW

@pikminnnnnnnnnnnnn , @emily-the-fae, @this-wretched-thing123 , @the-snails-want-blood, @constantlysleepdeprived, @drax-the-vampire-king, @ineedsleeplol0-0, @jxmimac, @looneylokidna, @maravderrp, @ninahufflepuff, @omicronvulkarch, @randomlittlewhatnots, @rosiernotrosie, @sidequest-official, @sunnylexi7, @saturn-a-0007, @wraya-the-ethical-wombat,

[drax-the-vampire-king]

Definitely a lot of people on here that I've loved getting to interact with. And so many of them i only got to meet by pure chance. Just wanna say I love you all even if we dont get to talk much.

@somebeaver-offical @sneesnoop @sexy-people-contests-2 @lostinthewrongfandom @pretentious-liminal-vampire @the-stew-goblin @reaper-of-light-12 @caffeinatedspitegod @wellcome-to-chaos @anyti-megan-gsta

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Awww thanks Drax, also same to all of my mutuals, I don’t say it enough but I love you guys

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[fwugradiation]

“And if you’ll give me 40% of the MOST POPULAR VOTE, I’ll give you my SPECIAL REWARD... A year’s supply of NON-GLOOBY SLIME!!! Never or BARELY used!!!” Tenna concluded his speech with a huge smile, jetting his hands up in double peace signs.

The crowd roared in confused enthusiasm as Tenna gave a gracious flurry of low-FPS bows, pausing only for the occasional stink-nose at his audience plants who weren’t throwing enough 3D roses.

Eventually, the room fell silent. It was Senshi’s turn to speak.

He puffed out his chest, took a long, sweeping look over the audience… and shook his head.

“I can see not all of you are eating properly.”

The crowd murmured with embarrassment.

“I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it’s time to take the turkey out of your icebox. I have seen the ingenious technology with which your people store food... and I have also seen the waste which results from such convenience.

“The food you take had a life. Beasts grew fat on the grass of the field, plants grew from the sun’s rays, and mushrooms grew from minerals in the cracks of caves. And yet, it sits in your iceboxes, collecting moisture until it perishes.

“Eat what is given to you. Because its life will make you stronger, too.”

Without another word, Senshi left his podium and stepped away from the stage. The crowd murmured in confusion. “Is he really like that?” somebody said. “I only remember reblogging the photosets of him tripping and showing ass.”

--

Back in the Green Room, Tenna wrung his antennas nervously.

“Y-y-you think they liked me!? They HAD to!! I mean, I don’t know what Asgore was thinking, getting that weird haircut and running that food waste campaign, but… YOU thought I did good, didn’t you, Kris?”

Laios nodded aggressively, a streak of blue face paint peeling from his forehead.

“You did AMAZING, Tenna! By the way, now that we’ve seen all your insider campaign secrets, do you have any more videos of Susie? Especially her tail... If I could get a look at that, I could finally tell if she’s a dinosaur or --”

THWACK. Fake antlers butted Laios’s head.

“LAIOS?? Weren’t we dressed up to help SENSHI???” Marcille hissed, gesturing awkwardly with her hooves.

Suddenly, Tenna turned to the two adventurers.

“Hey, WAIT a second. SOMETHING’s not right here...”

Laios and Marcille held their breath.

“Where the heck are my POINTS!?”

Just then, the door opened. Chilchuck took one step into the room, whistling and holding a large bag.

Everyone turned to him.

Chilchuck paused, took a step backwards, and closed the door.

“CHILCHUCK!!!” yelled Tenna.

“How come Chilchuck got to stay Chilchuck!?” yelled Marcille at the same time.

--

Meanwhile, in outer space somewhere, some guy was making out with a rock.

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

I can’t believe Toby fed us Grocky content, we are fed

[satan-offical]

trans women.. are women *walks into sunset* *pauses* and um- trans men are men- and also non binary people are valid, agender people too, and neogender and uh- uh- *stumbles into the sunset* trans people are whatever gender they want to be..! *sun consumes me*

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[fwugradiation]

“And if you’ll give me 40% of the MOST POPULAR VOTE, I’ll give you my SPECIAL REWARD... A year’s supply of NON-GLOOBY SLIME!!! Never or BARELY used!!!” Tenna concluded his speech with a huge smile, jetting his hands up in double peace signs.

The crowd roared in confused enthusiasm as Tenna gave a gracious flurry of low-FPS bows, pausing only for the occasional stink-nose at his audience plants who weren’t throwing enough 3D roses.

Eventually, the room fell silent. It was Senshi’s turn to speak.

He puffed out his chest, took a long, sweeping look over the audience… and shook his head.

“I can see not all of you are eating properly.”

The crowd murmured with embarrassment.

“I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it’s time to take the turkey out of your icebox. I have seen the ingenious technology with which your people store food... and I have also seen the waste which results from such convenience.

“The food you take had a life. Beasts grew fat on the grass of the field, plants grew from the sun’s rays, and mushrooms grew from minerals in the cracks of caves. And yet, it sits in your iceboxes, collecting moisture until it perishes.

“Eat what is given to you. Because its life will make you stronger, too.”

Without another word, Senshi left his podium and stepped away from the stage. The crowd murmured in confusion. “Is he really like that?” somebody said. “I only remember reblogging the photosets of him tripping and showing ass.”

--

Back in the Green Room, Tenna wrung his antennas nervously.

“Y-y-you think they liked me!? They HAD to!! I mean, I don’t know what Asgore was thinking, getting that weird haircut and running that food waste campaign, but… YOU thought I did good, didn’t you, Kris?”

Laios nodded aggressively, a streak of blue face paint peeling from his forehead.

“You did AMAZING, Tenna! By the way, now that we’ve seen all your insider campaign secrets, do you have any more videos of Susie? Especially her tail... If I could get a look at that, I could finally tell if she’s a dinosaur or --”

THWACK. Fake antlers butted Laios’s head.

“LAIOS?? Weren’t we dressed up to help SENSHI???” Marcille hissed, gesturing awkwardly with her hooves.

Suddenly, Tenna turned to the two adventurers.

“Hey, WAIT a second. SOMETHING’s not right here...”

Laios and Marcille held their breath.

“Where the heck are my POINTS!?”

Just then, the door opened. Chilchuck took one step into the room, whistling and holding a large bag.

Everyone turned to him.

Chilchuck paused, took a step backwards, and closed the door.

“CHILCHUCK!!!” yelled Tenna.

“How come Chilchuck got to stay Chilchuck!?” yelled Marcille at the same time.

--

Meanwhile, in outer space somewhere, some guy was making out with a rock.

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

FUCKING TUMBLR?!?!?!!?!!??!!!

FIRST TOBY AND NOW TUMBLR?!?!?!?!!????!!!!

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Semifinals (3/3)

Stanford Pines (Gravity Falls)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Voting ended onJul 13

[certainunknownbitch]

damn it was close we failed Ford guys...

[melodeelaine]

Kingfisher and Great Egret lined up just right

[blazing-butterfly-inactive]

@notsospiteful I like the way you think

[qillermeme]

[baklavasudarajako]

Felling at home

[gobelindoll]

im rereading project hail mary already dont judge

[klitunka]

They deserve a happy ending!!

[xeemaee]

Dwarf so hot we have to censor his canonical panty shots as propaganda so that tumblr doesn’t censor it for us 😔

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

I didn’t expect Tena’s face as a sensor

[allegedly-human]

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

[wouldyoufuckthisfurry]

I'm gonna sexualize the fuck outta that lion

[woosh-floosh-art]

Situation that happened in class this semester that was so funny I immediately sketched it out in my notes

[julytrees]

Ella Fitzgerald in the midst of a soulful performance at Mr. Kelly's nightclub in Chicago, Illinois, ca. 1958.

[certainunknownbitch]

JK Rowling's making me feel really sick. I looked at her Twitter for like a minute and had to tap out. She makes me feel angry and gross for my trans sisters. Dolls I'm so fucking sorry about this awful shit. Shoutout to transmascs and ace girls as well who are infantalised as just "confused traumatised self hating girls" by TERFs who think that fanfiction (you know, mostly femme space that's often liberating and empowering) is the biggest oppression against women and not, like, centuries of patriarchal discrimination and institutional control. Just posting this to vent a bit because JKR's making me feel sick and sad and just angry. Fuck respectability politics.

[crafteeauthor]

Adrian is a baddie yes but listen: what if Adrian and Grace are like. Alarmingly alike. What if Adrian is goofy and a little too argumentative for academia. What if they make outdated Erid pop culture references during major thrums.

Like just imagine Hail Mary makes it to Erid and leading the group of scientists/engineers is this beautiful blue-green Eridian exactly the color of Rocky's mate patch. They're charismatic, clever, overall pretty impressive...

And then they trip over their own legs in their excitement seeing Rocky again

[lunehowls]

prematurely greying