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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
Game of Thrones Daily
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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shark vs the universe
cherry valley forever
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trying on a metaphor
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I really don’t like when a book advertises itself as fantasy or scifi with maybe some romance on the side and then it turns out to just be a romance with some fantasy or scifi wallpaper. Fine if you wanna read that but I don’t. Stop having sex and kill the dragon already. This is false advertising.
I signed up for political intrigue and aliens but instead you’re just having therapy speak sex with a human man. Where’s the aliens???? Kill something!
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Happy Pride Month to all of my fellow aces!! 🖤🩶🤍💜
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sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.
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asexual cuck who shows up to you fucking their wife with a big foam finger that says SEX and a eastern european football fan style flag scarf with the ace flag on it
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i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic
rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich
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"do you prefer yaoi or yuri" well i like nothing. i like silence. just me. and the cold, empty cosm[Hears a twig crack] .
,Who gors there
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put your epic boobs away I have to write an httpget function that returns two to four images in a JSON format
*leaning over to point at the screen and revealing my cleavage* wow, so that’s computers?
*pushes my glasses up completely oblivious to your humungous chonka honkas* heh... actually it's web site.
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happy international asexuality day!
yeah sex is cool and but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of ur life and got your spark back
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literally thank god sex isnt real and was just invented by big fiction to emphasize greater social and psychological themes i was getting scared id have to do all that
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you ever crave something you can't have? ssssshut up about your ex i mean i want grilled cheese but im scared of the stove
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girlfriend: why don’t you take off that battle armor and slip into something a bit more…..comfortable
me: i am most comfortable when i am impervious to most physical forms of attack
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You're in his dm's, I'm on my knees under his desk, chewing on his computer wires.
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Yes, that’s a gun in my pants. No, I’m not happy to see you.
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you ‘had’ sex? where did it go
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