The King of the Trashlands

  one man’s garbage is another man’s trash  - dlubes

[certified-trash]

also ... i dont really like delta its like the national but ... bad ... and all the songs actually do kinda sound the same tbh 

[certified-trash]

omg hey yall i know i never come on here and probably wont lol heres some life updates 

- I go to college and Im dying. I think I want to become a doctor who has low income/ ethnic minority patients 

- uhhhh mental health wise its like ... better ... i guess ? everydays a struggle but whatever

[gif87a-com]

[zukosgay]

is germany okay

[soloontherocks]

oh scheiße

[buckybarnes123456-deactivated20]

SJAHDHSJSBSBS

[i-do-not-believe-you-continue]

Not to be dramatic or anything but this is the best scene on television history

[lucillebruise]

I swear to god if Andre Braugher doesn’t get a fucking emmy for this episode i’m going to go down there and murder every emmy voter.

[reelaroundthedavekan]

Give this man the Emmy and the Oscar for the way he says “…where anything can mean anything…”

[onlytwitterpics]

[assgod]

A.I. is coming in more sympathetic than some people…it’s 2017

[iopele]

according to Amazon, the Echo (Alexa) CANNOT actually do this unless the woman set it up beforehand–just like you can put in a phone number so it’ll dial it when you say “Alexa, call mom” or whatever. the woman apparently programmed it to dial 911 when she said “Alexa, call 911″ (which the woman is heard saying on the 911 recording). so why am I nitpicking about such a tiny distinction?

because Alexa WILL NOT call for help unless you’ve set it up this way first!

this woman was REALLY smart to do that, because otherwise the Echo thing would’ve done nothing. don’t think your Echo will respond to “call 911″ or “call the cops/ambulance/fire department” unless you’ve set it up with the numbers first, and certainly don’t think it’ll hear sounds of a struggle and call for help without a direct command. otherwise think of how many false reports it would make just from overhearing TV and movies being on! 

so instead of this being shared as “Amazon’s AI is going to hear that you’re in trouble and will call for help by itself!” this story should really be shared as “hey if you have one of these things, set it up to respond to a voice command CALL 911 before you’re in that kind of situation!”

[kittleimp]

Also, for those in abusive situations, consider setting it up so you don’t have to say 911 to get it to call 911. You could program it so “call nina” calls 911.

[wantshimsorely]

Sharing for the clarification and tip needing to pre-program Alexa beforehand. You could program it to “call nina,” “get help,” or some more obscure safeword command.

Brilliant thinking on this woman’s part; a pity she was in such a situation she needed to do that.

[bae-in-maine]

BOOSTING!

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

This IS real

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/us-sport/national-football-league/new-england-patriots-apologise-after-posting-tweet-with-racial-slur-on-the-back-of-a-shirt-to-9860271.html

[americahatesblackpeople]

What the fuck???!!!!

[trapcard]

where can i order that jersey i’m serious

[certified-trash]

ive been crying for 2 hrs cuz i got an 89 on my midterm and u dont know how sad i am 

[sexandconsciousness]

HERENOW

[inkxlenses]

A regal bridal gown adorned with threads of gold (Parukeri Estetike Merita)

[boycurio]

snorting while laughing is the purest sound and it’s not weird or gross

[dangerously-human]

Thank you for this very wholesome positivity

[meccadelic]

[razzransom]

I have already won, I have already succeeded. I’m living and LIVING WELL, with all of my desires fully manifested

[sizvideos]

A student created Hylux, the taste and benefits of a sport drink without the sugar and calories. Get more information here

[m00nba3]

Black Excellence

[army-of-bee-assassins]

what that headline failed to mention is that it links to a kickstarter! it ends on may 13th, and it’s not yet halfway to the goal of $10,000. so more people need to be seeing this.

[modmad]

over $9,000 now! it’s so close and such a great idea!

[sailorjah]

Now fully funded and available online https://drinkhylux.com/collections/all or on Amazon!

[funkpunkandroll84-deactivated20]

Janet Jackson and Whitney Houston at Elton John’s Academy Awards party in Los Angeles, c. 1999

[bloomflowersbloom]

[reblogable-memes]

all that’s needed

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