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23 and foolish

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

bad news

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

LMAO

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

@zvaigzdelasas

[familyguyfuntimefunny11]

bag of wees

[familyguyfuntimefunny11]

weed

[familyguyfuntimefunny11]

do not reblog this

[familyguyfuntimefunny11]

I meant to say bag of weed

[afloweroutofstone]

Show host on the conservative Newsmax network

[afloweroutofstone]

All of this guy’s political views are insane but he’s rapidly becoming one of my favorite Twitter accounts

[pileofknives]

This should be the only broadcast journalist in America

[horchatarevolution-deactivated2]

[jasvvy]

[loptrcoptr]

I have never laughed at anything in my life as hard as I laughed at this fucking bracket

[autotono-deactivated20221027]

[thenatsdorf]

Coming through. (via)

[funnytwittertweets]

[invaderxan]

Tumblr burned down years ago, and now a tranquil meadow has grown from its ruins

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

Tumblr is that barren pasture in Costa Rica that was purposely filled with 12,000 metric tons of orange peels by conservation researchers. Initially, the orange peels decomposed into “sludgy stuff filled with fly larvae.” This led to accusations that the juice company providing the peels were “defiling the land,” and thus, the site was ultimately abandoned. But when researchers went back about 15 years later, they discovered “the arid landscape had been unrecognisably transformed into a dense, vine-filled jungle... as for how the orange peels were able to regenerate the site so effectively in just 16 years of isolation, nobody's entirely sure.”

And that, my friends, is Tumblr.

[parakeet]

had this guy come into the store todayy and he had a full on coughing fit in the aisle he was wearing one of those blue generic masks and he was coughing so bad he was turning red and he came to the till and in between coughs and eye waterings he said ‘its not covid i picked this mask up off the floor and i think it has cat hair in it’ and then his card declined and he left

[cumpdocumentation]

[pissvortex]

[st-just]

[firefox-official]

idk where “monkeys like bananas” came from but im so glad its a thing because its so fucking funny for no reason at all

[risenempire-deactivated20210506]

They are both the same color

[firefox-official]

?

[patheticperipatetic]

They’re thinking of Curious George the yellow monkey

[firefox-official]

?

[firefox-official]

[jokesarefunny]

Paddington bear wears that yellow ass coat

[firefox-official]

[firefox-official]

his name is ted. also, he’s not a monkey

[firefox-official]

[pancakeke]

this episode of mythbusters started with an apology holy shit

[pancakeke]

[switch-up-snowfox]

Oh the cannonball ain’t nothin compared to the esparto incident.

[natalie512]

The what now

[switch-up-snowfox]

They were testing the phrase “knock your socks off” and because its the mythbusters build team (which consists of 3 boom addicted gremlins) they decided to go to a quarry near Esparto california to test the myth by blowing shit up. This time they got 500 pounds of ANFO. The detonation was pretty damn big.

They started getting phone calls, turns out they and the experts underestimated the size of the kaboom, reports of broken windows, car alarms going off, people getting knocked out of their seats, hell one news station reported that they leveled the town.

According to grant, that’s why they can no longer go back to esparto.

[natalie512]

LMFAO nobody can rival the power of the mythbusters

[switch-up-snowfox]

I’ve seen people talk about how adam and jamie are the polar opposite in energies but the build team operated on the same wavelength 90% of the time and that wavelength was “kaboom.”

[godofsmallthings]

i can’t wait until people realize that child labor laws should apply to family vlog channels too

[notlikejay]

Family businesses as well.

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

"Blah! It's me, the alien! I'm gonna getcha! I'm the alien!"

- the alien from Alien (1979)

[lesbian-toddhoward]

she never said this. stop spreading misinformation.

[an-alarming-number-of-bees]

She was thinking it though.

[powerjock]

[wormenkoor-deactivated20200505]

Convertible Bed in Form of Upright Piano

[junglefan2]

snoozing peacefully in this bed when it violently snaps shut and starts playing gymnopedie no. 1 amidst the sounds of me desperately calmoring to escape