Wannabe Plant Mom

🍂🍁Kitty | 24 | Cancer| She/Her🍁🍂 Currently obsessed with my OCs, tabletop games and the color yellow

[eraserheadadult]

one thing that drives me absolutely nuts is when ppl characterize princess bubblegum as like, a bubbly disney princess type of character. i know thats her name and shes pink but like yuo would only think this if you didnt watch a single minute of the show because literally the opening shot of season 1 episode 1 is pb doing science experiments on corpses

[eraserheadadult]

bubbline is not a “bubbly prep x moody goth” couple theyre a chill gay stoner x unethical scientist who is the dictator of a police state populated by people she made in her lab

[soupoftheday]

it’s the little things

[tamamoland]

let’s be real the best tumblr has EVER looked was the short span of time where you could slap code into posts and we had classics like these

tumblr has never been closer to the core aesthetic and sense of humor of its userbase 

[autodiscipline]

if you go to my blog page on desktop you can feed a dog a martini btw

[autodiscipline]

lolll i can do this for hours

[autodiscipline]

guys stop giving him alcohol he is so drunk at work you’re going to get him fired

[brandneweyescd]

you're telling me people DONT like when their cat is talkative?? you don't like meow meow?? mrrp? mmrp?

[brandneweyescd]

you don't like meow meow ? 🐈 ? mrrp mrrp ?

[savioseal]

Three qualities of a great cat

[brandneweyescd]

talkative affectionate and large

[politijohn]

[politijohn]

Yes, this is really a thing…

[solitarelee]

Yep, because baby formula is one of the most shoplifted things in America. Which should ALSO radicalize you.

[girtheemoninja]

Or… We stop shoplifting? 🤔 Are we demonizing acts to stop crimes now?

[demonius-darkblade]

ill tear your head off your shoulders you dumb fuck

[jana-the-clown]

I’m all for radicalization like the government and society are fucked. But they put baby formula in locked cases because it is used to make meth. The store does this to keep an eye out if someone is buying way too much. Like waaaaay too much.

[40ouncesandamule]

No. They lock it up because hungry babies need it and there is a thriving market for stealing baby formula because people will pay good money to guarantee their babies don’t starve.

You can’t make meth out of baby formula. You can stretch some drugs by cutting it with baby formula but “Drug dealers sometimes use the powdered formula to dilute heroin and methamphetamine or to stretch the product when supplies run low. However, experts say that more often than not, formula is stolen because of its high market demand among consumers rather than drug dealers.”

This is what imperialism and capitalism and the “war on drugs” does to people’s brains. You can see that people are so desperate to feed their babies that the people who rule your lives keep baby formula under lock and key but rather than that radicalizing you and making you want to fight for a world where no baby ever goes hungry, you justify this draconian bullshit because you’ve fallen for the propaganda that baby formula is used in some nebulous relation to “drugs” and drugs are bad so whatever inhuman monstrosity that occurs must be justifiable.

[bumblebeerror]

Baby formula is stolen because babies fucking need it and it’s goddamn 25$ a tin

[saitamastamaticsoup]

That is the wildest shit I’ve ever heard if you use even half of a brain cell you would know that baby formula cannot be used to make meth💀 Also drug addicts are like actually people too. So cutting off resources and being like “oh its to stop druggies” is a shit thing too

[delphinidin4]

[a-game-is-the-foot]

[likeadog]

WE HAVE CAPTURED AND RESTRAINED THE LITTLE GERMAN BOY IN LEDERHOSEN ROAMING THE STREETS. YOU ARE SAFE NOW

[likeadog]

THE LITTLE GERMAN BOY IN LEDERHOSEN HAS BROKEN THE POWER INHIBITOR RING WE HAVE A CODE RED

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

Jetzt breche ich containment und spiele fortnight! Yippie!!!!

[coolzodiacs4coolkids]

[eeleye-mcshitposts]

new shipping trope: third wheeling so hard that it turns into a polycule

[lesbiantiana]

[trappedinavelociraptor]

#hmm. I'll reblog that yeah

[meladoodle]

*at job interview* Oh yes, my criminal record? The only thing illegal I’ve done is absolutely KILLIN it on the dancefloor. Haha, just kidding! I have killed a man

[lobotomycas]

*pounds a monster at 9pm* why can't I ever sleep at night

[lobotomycas]

WAIT.I MEANT. THE DRINK LIKE I.M

[funnytwittertweets]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

A Himbo must fulfill ALL!

THREE!

PILLARS!

PURE OF HEART

BROAD OF CHEST

DUMB OF ASS

[funnytwittertweets]

[berrystumpytail]

Parents please check your kids candy this Halloween. I found the old warrior cats website in my kid’s candy bar

[whosafraidofvirginiawoolf]

mary shelley: pours her heart and soul into the creature's ability to eloquently express his deepest and most painful feelings to frankenstein through literal pages and pages of speech

modern media: makes the creature unable to utter anything but grunts and scary sounds

[evilscientist3]

Actually im pretty sure he only knew french so thats true to the source material

[sadwhore04]

if a demon possessed me I’d just b like ok take it from here good luck man