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9/11 meme enjoyer | nonbinary for internet purposes

[ssteamingtea]

Are you okay?

yeah I guess

[bluesturngold]

[annabelle--cane]

tragedy protagonist categories:

yknow what yeah I think that's just about how anyone would react in this situation. fair enough.

alright this isn't how just Anyone would behave in this situation but I'm humble enough to admit that there have been times in my life when I was doing badly enough that I'd probably also fumble it like this

babygirl what the hell are you even doing

[drops-of-universe]

i fw you most ardently

[biblicalhorror]

if anyone ever asks me why horatio is my favorite character in Shakespeare I will show them this footnote

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

Big fan of whatever this genre of conversation is

[wizardrights]

[mostdearladyophelia]

istg mr beast's next video is going to be some shit like "I opened FIFTY missionary schools in RURAL ALASKA"

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[medievalthymes]

"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. drop the opera house chandelier on them.

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[speedlimit15]

Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most

[mostdearladyophelia]

summer is for developing carpal tunnel

[moonkitty]

this is the funniest notification ive ever gotten

[gayteensupreme]

arts degrees r so funny because you go in class and theyre like What Is A Poem? we dont know for sure... and then moral of the story is we don't know what a poem is. and then the worst part of it is that theyre right

[geeseeeg]

three days back at home and i've already lost my mind. i think i need to watch hamlet again

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i keep getting this instagram ad for what i assume is a romantasy novel that begins w the phrase “imagine knowing your destiny in life…is to die” n it’s pissing me off SO BAD. everyone’s destiny in life is to die. that’s like. kind of the main one.

[adoredaqua]

manifesting for everyone to have a very lesbian summer